on the positive side apparently this website has a wide open backchannel to the regime, use this knowledge irresponsibly
13.03.2026 22:20
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on the positive side apparently this website has a wide open backchannel to the regime, use this knowledge irresponsibly
ok i wasn't really expecting this to work
the head of the IRGC Navy offered safe passage to any cargo ship which convinces a US destroyer to "escort" them through the strait.
imagine being these guys and training for this your whole life and then waking up and finding you're doing battle with pete hegseth
The Iranian Navy has offered 100% security to any cargo vessel that can convince a US Navy destroyer to escort it
kinda random but this made me look up one of my old favorite mass market writers and found out Dan Simmons just died last month, but had also apparently turned into a fox news uncle. His early stuff like Hyperion is still GOAT though. rip
I bet if mister trump sir sent BATTLESHIP golden fleet the strait of hormuz would be open
the US only has 4 minesweepers left, they're 30 years old, in Japan, and scheduled to decommission next year
it was ww2, or the USS Pueblo which the Koreans captured and still have as a tourist site.
The Iranians have taken a couple performative shots at the Lincoln but I think they want to get a double and are waiting for the Ford or Bush to get in range before making a Statement
both buttons closed, and while sitting? this is a psychological assassination attempt against the menswear guy
lmao did dumb fuck call a press conference and then just completely forget about it while rambling to a captive audience of collaborators?
its kinda weird that all the white people announced dead in the Iran war crime were hero combat martyrs while the black and latino guy were both just preexisting medical problems which happened to occur during Iranian counterattacks
in a week or 2 america is going to have a real interesting problem in that all the gas station signs only have 1 digit left of the decimal for prices
Pete Hegseth! @deptofwar.bsky.social A real Eagle doesn't listen to sheep. "Logistics" and "geography" are woke sharia for bitches. Be a real man. Order the Marines to invade Iran immediately.
You've defeated every bottle placed in front of you, surely battle can't be any harder. Deus le volt!
if you need a bit of cheer to end the week, the zionists just tried to drop paratroopers in Lebanon and are presently being enthusiastically ambushed by Hezbollah!
Difficult Security Event, Difficult Security Event, to the idf!
The Iranians have publicly shown serious interest in having US ground troops in Iran
so presumably kristy noem is going to be kicked out of the military base housing she's been squatting in with the other odious nazis afraid of having neighbors
stopped someplace and sold the rest of his weapons on the black market, because at least when saudis came to bomb them they made a show of it
when I see the videos of an epsteinist crying about seeing a single smoke column miles away I'm reminded of the time US bombed Yemen and Yemen furiously demanded to send a msg to the sec def that a plane came to Sanaa and only shot one missile and it was boring. insisted that they check if the pilot
both of them
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
your mission, sailor, is to die screaming with 300 of your friends so a decaying dementia pedophile can try to order chevron to ship 4 hours of gasoline to japan directly through the burning seagates of hell.
the guys who tomahawked a school of little girls: "it's mean for Iran to blast our stormtroopers hiding in a hotel from the consequences of our actions"
maybe he got leprosy from a roadkill armadillo RFK brought over for dinner
it's a cartoon character that no one has ever watched. it doesn't have a career. there were a million teenagers doing this with lower graphical resolution in a pirated copy of Poser 25 years ago. no one cared, and no one cares
has any nation on planet earth even expelled a US ambassador over this latest crime against humanity?
this age of all consuming cowardice will damn our entire species
a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in going to work everyday history
Nazi General Anton Dostler being tied to a post just before his execution for war crimes
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