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John Kelly

@playajackal

Theater Guy, Burner Guy, Morris Guy

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Wow, this picture from the tyrannical nation of Iran sure does look familiar, doesn't it?

02.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

01.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1750 πŸ” 848 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 46

I still prefer "Epstein Fury".

01.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein Fury is what everyone should be calling this illegal unprovoked attack.

28.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35958 πŸ” 16656 πŸ’¬ 1303 πŸ“Œ 2475
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Salty, Oily Drinking Water Left Sores in Their Mouths. Oklahoma Refused to Find Out Why. State regulators discovered strong signs of oil pollution, including high levels of salt and toxic metals, in one family’s drinking water. But for two years, they repeatedly delayed basic tests to fin...

The family’s water was undrinkable: It corroded taps. It withered plants. Their ice maker expelled clumps of salt.

But why was this happening?

For two years, Oklahoma delayed basic tests that could help them find out.

With @readfrontier.bsky.social

16.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 857 πŸ” 393 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 28

In California, very easy decision. In a place like Texas where one might be thinking "Gee, it sure would be cool if a Democrat actually won a statewide office" the calculus is different.

16.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Belated Valentine's Day @gailsimone.bsky.social

15.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that's not a thing that happens.

13.02.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, it's not forgotten, I just saw in the NYTimes today that trump is refusing to apologize.

13.02.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yep, and the result of Nixon deciding it was in his best interest to align with the GOP with the racist Democrats in the south after the northern Demos made civil rights one of the party planks.

08.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a very hard time believing that Crockett could win the general Texas vote, but I hope the primary is interesting and doesn't go scorched-earth destructive.

16.01.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We know why.

16.01.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to admit, the fact that he told the New York Times that one of his greatest regrets was not sending in the National Guard to seize voting machines in 2020 ups my worry level.

15.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The first rule of the Trump Game, played by politicians around the world, is you do not talk about the rules of the Trump Game. The object of the game is to pretend that the President of the United States is a normal, rational statesman, perhaps an eccentric one, but fundamentally someone who is acting according to some strategy that the rest of us might one day hope to fathom. On no account are you ever to admit that he’s nasty, vain, venal, capricious and obviously unaware that his own doctors are testing him for signs of dementia.

The 2026 round of the game got off with a literal series of bangs, as the US military attacked Venezuela and kidnapped its president. On Sunday morning we were greeted by the sight of NicolΓ‘s Maduro being led down a hall at the Drug Enforcement Administration in New York. The floor had been painted with the slogan β€œRule of Law”, to allow Americans to walk all over it.

The first rule of the Trump Game, played by politicians around the world, is you do not talk about the rules of the Trump Game. The object of the game is to pretend that the President of the United States is a normal, rational statesman, perhaps an eccentric one, but fundamentally someone who is acting according to some strategy that the rest of us might one day hope to fathom. On no account are you ever to admit that he’s nasty, vain, venal, capricious and obviously unaware that his own doctors are testing him for signs of dementia. The 2026 round of the game got off with a literal series of bangs, as the US military attacked Venezuela and kidnapped its president. On Sunday morning we were greeted by the sight of NicolΓ‘s Maduro being led down a hall at the Drug Enforcement Administration in New York. The floor had been painted with the slogan β€œRule of Law”, to allow Americans to walk all over it.

It's the only game that matters. My SKETCH of British politicians playing the Trump Game.

04.01.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 803 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 17

At least 80 Venezuelans who committed no crimes and posed no threat to the US were killed as part of this terrorist attack.

04.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At least 80 people who posed no threat to the US whatsoever were murdered in Trump's kidnapping operation. The US has become a complete rogue state with a terrorist in charge.

04.01.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Video rolling in of pretty massive airstrikes across Venezuela, plus low-flying helicopters which *appear* to be American.

03.01.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 571 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 130

I love Iain Banks's Culture novels and Musk would be first against the wall when Special Circumstances came visiting.

20.12.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely Andor! And rereading 'always Coming Home' by Ursula le Guin will always be a metal and spiritual tonic.

16.12.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But Ken, is it a good idea to proclaim on social media that you expect that your followers are going to murder people who criticize you?

16.12.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.12.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay seriously, why aren't more people talking about this?

16.12.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

12.12.2025 13:18 πŸ‘ 1241 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 19

And a bonus Dim Sun!

Damn, that was grim. Really good, but really grim. Ouch.

11.12.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump was still way behind Bush in his body count until the statistics about the effects of destroying USAID came in.

02.12.2025 16:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

13.11.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 13277 πŸ” 2801 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 918

I'm not jealous because I have all the individual issues. Okay, and the Villains United trade.

05.11.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't be soon enough.

29.10.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0