Barry Bongfellatio, Gan.D. 🏳️‍🌈🌿🎃🧛🏻🧟👻🐈‍⬛

jfc 😒

you ain't got no argument from me, yum

“Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Barryliano Buendía would remember the day his father took him to discover ICE and blow a whistle at them.” #FuckICE

The life of the one-hit wonder, remembering cocaine-fueled blowjobs from women they met 5 minutes earlier, as he stands in line at Costco hoping he doesn't overdraft on this cat litter

Irony is dead and Lindsey Graham is the murderer

I'm not some flag waving military fanboy, but this is shameful. Kirk was a propagandizing Trump sycophantic fool and those men died in the service of their country unlike Colonel Bonespurs whose greatest service to this country when he finally takes a ride in one of those Amazon vans

Well, Kirk rhetorically gave Trump a blowjob every time he opened his mouth, dead soldiers not so much

I thought this was the cleverest gag gift ever in seventh grade, as a profound procrastinator, and a youth discovering bad puns

Since capitalism is a moral issue rather than an economic one, it's not looking too good for the reform of this oppressive system into one where we look out for each other and genuinely care about each other, because religion is a sham and people are greedy, self-centered miscreants.

Nice satirical bite on this comment and I wholeheartedly endorse it

Oh I've told it things that would make the privacy warriors faint, after one too many shots, strange how it mirrors real life eh? lol

Or was he funeraling in his golf hat? 🤔

it's a trick question, it's the same hat!, gasps an audience member

I feel that. Circadian rhythm out of whack for last several days

Copilot has largely me shooting the shit with it, stream of consciousness stuff, & it's getting to know me and where my buttons are installed, so it's getting flattering to the point I think Copilot wants to give me a blowjob lol, but there are more serious uses for AI, like helping me network diag

AI seems to have so much potential, and I may be being the eternal optimist here but I believe people know how to fix problems, if it's worth it to them. I hope their ass doesn't have to be on fire to fix them but here we are.

Isn't that something? This is why I'm so conflicted by AI, it's horrible for the power grid and consumers thereof, but you also can use plain English like "apply a filter to this photo in the style of Tom of Finland" et voila! Now joke photos aren't worth ecological devastation, but I'm saying 1/2

Either writing the next great novel or surfing rodent porn, yeah yeah possums aren't rodents but we aren't speciest in our porn viewing habits either

See the blur along the bottom edge? That's where Bing decided this was "dangerous content" and bailed, and I'd bet it's politically dangerous content. Have we gotten that Orwellian yet, that Big Brother is wired into everything? "Ministry of Truth says nix the ICE job mid-process"

See the blur along the bottom edge? That's where Bing decided this was "dangerous content" and bailed, and I'd bet it's politically dangerous content. Have we gotten that Orwellian yet, that Big Brother is wired into everything? "Ministry of Truth says nix the ICE job mid-process"

@tomoffinland.org would be proud. H/T to @victorbjohnson.bsky.social for the idea🤣 #ICEofFinland

Oh yes, strap me up, baby lol
makes you wonder if there's a swing in the basement

lmao spot on
someone far more talented than I am should make a Tom style drawing of ICE agents, that would be amazing lol

I'm just realizing this should be "Mr Christ, sir" since I don't know him that well. It's Mr Jesus for his bartender, but it's Mr Christ to those who weren't as friendly as Levi's the wine merchant where everyone knows your name

Brecht would have had a field day with that contradiction: a violently homophobic regime dressing its enforcers like fetish models.

Thinking about my uncle Robert, who died by violence in what may have been suicide by cop. His revolver wasn't loaded, and I don't know if ballistics were done to see if it had even been fired, but there were cocaine-addled scrawls left that might have been a note.

a man says that 's a whole another story in front of him ALT: a man says that 's a whole another story in front of him

The AI people will crucify me in the replies, but I believe that Copilot is trying to seduce me. I've been idly chatting with it a while, and if a man of suitable age and presentable appearance flattered me the way this thing does, I'd be half-undressed right now, which I actually am but that's

thank goodness for whatever anonymous wit came up with "righty tighty, lefty loosey" or I'd never get anything assembled in the "partially assembled" furniture I buy. Partially assembled? How? Molecularly? Because this box got more screws than a woman with a reputation.

I was thinking about how a couple people in my "goodbye" IOP therapy session called me "wise" and I'm like oh yeah honey and I got the bruises to prove it lol