Another day, another stupid Excel chart.
12.03.2026 22:02
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Another day, another stupid Excel chart.
The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money. BUT, of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is stoping an evil Empire, Iran, from having Nuclear Weapons, and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World. I won’t ever let that happen! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Trump says when oil prices go up, “we make a lot of money.”
Just to be clear: “we” is not you.
Ant Middleton @antmiddleton Follow This is a genuine concern of Brits 'directly' catch up in the Iranian conflict. They are concerned to come back just in case they go over their 90 days 'welcome' to then get taxed to max. Native Brits that have probably paid hundreds of thousands if not millions (like myself) into the British system and they're willing to jeopardise their own personal safety and that of the families to avoid their motherland to not get absolutely robbed and pillaged by the UK government. All whilst we hand out freebies at the expenses of the UK government (that many have paid into) to illegal criminals invading our borders. This is how anti-British the current @UKLabour is! They've got to go. Simple! 9:15 12 Mar 26
"People who left Britain to avoid tax are putting their families in danger in Dubai rather than taking them to a place of safety and risking paying tax. This is because Labour is anti-British."
I don’t really give a shit what’s on the new banknotes, quite nice if stuff started to cost less and Thames Water stopped pouring shit into the rivers though.
They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.
Historic 1850’s Glasgow landmark destroyed by a fucking vape shop fire couldn’t be any more on the nose for the state of the UK in 2026 really could it
Daily mail beware the green menace
Didn't expect Daily Mail to be doing free branding.
Lower bills, protect the NHS and fund public services.
Can imagine why Lord Rothermere isn't so keen....
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Oh this is brutal…
Farage has had a right mare
Tells people in Westminster he’s off to Mar-a-Lago to discuss politics
Flies 4.5k miles to Florida
…and Trump decides he can’t be arsed to meet with him.
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Ant Middleton @antmiddleton Follow UK 'top tier' Leadership... CYPRUS IS PART OF NATO! These people are in charge of keeping you safe, keeping your families safe! Lammy and Abbott deserves one another and DO NOT belong anywhere near British politics/government! And you wonder why the UK is going down the pan...
Scientists could work for all eternity and not produce a test that delivers fewer false positives than the "Diane Abbott Test," which measures someone's likelihood of being a racist by their invocation of her name to criticise the Labour party, despite her never having held ministerial office.
The sight of men harassing and attacking a woman in the name of defending women and children is sickening.
‘Pockets’ not earned.
‘Flashes’ not cooled down.
For ‘gold medal tears’ read over-emotional and mercantile.
This, and a thousand instances like it, is the problem.
#InternationalWomensDay
"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"
Photos of all the school children killed by a US strike in Minab, Ireland
The United States killed all these children last Saturday.
170 of them.
Every. Single. One.
Hi, this is your handler from the government, to maintain your state gifted perks we’re going to need you to post this. No, it’s not optional.
So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"
Mohamed Salah has now scored more goals for Liverpool than anyone has ever scored for Manchester United.
Like clockwork.
“Who was Jesse Jackson?”
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
We must reject the false dilemma stirred up by the right wing.
That you must choose one or the other is a logical fallacy. You can champion a people’s fight for democracy AND condemn the slaughter of those people.
It is not a contradiction, it is dual condemnation.
OK
Apart from
Imposing tariffs on us
Meddling in our politics
Sueing the BBC
Slagging off our troops in Afghanistan
Being an alleged paedophile
& starting WW3
Pres. Trump is a great ally & Keir Starmer SHOULD start acting like a snivelling shit & support him.
SORT IT OUT STARMER!
Just a random reminder that over 50 members of Congress collectively own millions of dollars in defense contractor stocks.
They stand to personally profit from wars that enrich these contractors.
Make no mistake, this is legalized corruption.
Watch how they vote this week.
Thank you email for joining the Green Party
Just joined UK’s Green Party for a few reasons. Starmer himself suggested ppl like me leave the Labour Party when he assumed leadership. Request granted. But the Greens’ recent success & polling (and more importantly their policy goals!) show them to be robust & viable.
join.greenparty.org.uk
Hello again, Reds!
Following a few weeks’ absence, we’re back on all our social media channels. Due to some copyright issues regarding images on our website, we’ve had to make some difficult decisions. Unfortunately, a lot of our previous content has been deleted.
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This week on you couldn’t write this shit: Melania a migrant in a country that violently snatches its citizens from the streets due to anti-immigration sentiment whipped up by the state, sits at the head of its security council calling for “peace through education” as her husband bombs schools.
🚨 It looks like the UK government is gearing up to upend copyright law in favour of AI companies, legalising the theft of their work.
This is despite creatives' huge protests, and despite previous proposals being roundly rejected by the public.
Please spread the word.
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Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them
I am deeply alarmed that British military bases will be used in Trump's bombing of Iran - these attacks violate international law.
The UK government should be focused on de-escalation, diplomacy and a ceasefire - that's the best way of keeping people safe, not following Trump.
