Seconded.
11.03.2026 18:48
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This is a fantastically well written parody, whoever wrote this is a subversive genius.
They've made it look like he's a giant balloon who'll read out anything put in front of him as long as he's reassured beforehand that it's what the voters want/need/ere being told what's an issue.
Stunning work.
11.03.2026 18:48
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I'll deffo read it if you do.
11.03.2026 14:54
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They fit both her criteria.
Is it pink?
Does it have anything to do with Frozen.
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10.03.2026 22:39
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My 4 yo daughter would say both.
😉
10.03.2026 22:36
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10.03.2026 16:41
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Shine in the light.
10.03.2026 14:50
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Le viuex cul-de-bawsac would be more appropriate.
And classy, too.
10.03.2026 12:22
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I used to do similar things with workmates.
Except with lots of swearing.
10.03.2026 07:22
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If they cleaned it the spirit of Walter Scott would stalk the land, reading aloud from Ivanhoe at unsuspecting citizens.
09.03.2026 22:01
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Hahahaha, it's not your fault, how could you have known.
09.03.2026 13:28
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Aye.
09.03.2026 09:00
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Laughs in generation X.
We had rotary transmission and manual phones.
I'll leave now...
08.03.2026 19:02
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Well if he ever sells anything on
*Grins wolfishly*
08.03.2026 16:32
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I've over 50 film cameras if you ever want a loan...
08.03.2026 16:22
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Thanks man.
Much appreciated.
08.03.2026 16:17
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08.03.2026 16:15
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There used to be great scope for fungi jokes,
Now there's not mushroom.
08.03.2026 13:29
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Thank you so much. It's beautiful.
08.03.2026 00:42
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Yellow leather cowboy gloves as worn by General Custer.
07.03.2026 17:50
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Can confirm.
07.03.2026 17:49
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I just noticed I typed lady instead of last week.
What the hell is lady week in this context?
07.03.2026 16:48
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Yes, as it turns out. I'd still somehow manage to bang my head on something.
07.03.2026 14:44
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That's Hucking Filarious!
07.03.2026 14:35
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Swinely Gravity!
07.03.2026 14:25
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Maybe, have you stood next to anyone a head taller than you in recent memory?
If not, then you're a behemoth, a juggernaut, a gentleman of scope.
07.03.2026 14:22
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There's no let up for International Cool Guys in the world's current state.
Enjoy your well deserved beer.
07.03.2026 14:20
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Ever since the doctor told me I was six ft tall during a medical I had aged 18, I've thought I was the height he said.
Lady week when measuring the children they measured me and I'm 5ft 11¼.
Talk about life changing...
It turns out I don't care and it doesn't matter.
07.03.2026 14:15
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