Thrashing & Thriving ™️

Oh I feel that! It was such a big part of your life it's only natural!

What!

I thought this said thrusting lol

There aren’t many things that are better than the first 70 degree day in Michigan

Lmao the brewery I'm at has a sign in the men's room:

We don't know who suggested it but - you should never flush a diaper ok? Here's a trashcan for you...

Elderly dog companions: what's your go to for like glucosamine treats or antiinflammatory remedies for our aging pups hip discomfort

Lol I didn't mean to be so redundant

It's like the main reason I avoid social media bc I get into arguments with entitled baby-men who can't plan a designated driver literally months in advance. Or can't have a fun time sober for one show

“Many people are so resigned to their condition that they mistake habit for necessity.”

I kind of also really love that he doesn't give a single fuck about all of these grown ass 'adults' being pissed off about minimal onsite or nearby camping accommodations, thus forcing the 'adults' to plan accordingly safe travel to and from event like it can't be done? Entitled twats!

Hyperchromatic Visual Reality sounds like a good album title

Wow that is a big boy! happy birthday!!

Fuggin Lexus logo telling me all I need to know about the entitlement of the driver. Hope they get a judge that wants to like set an example 😆

That is willd!! Holy shit yeah could have been so much worse! Wow!

BAHAHAHAHA

Woah fuck did they just like blow the stop!

I hope the clinical leader really loves eating her words when she eventually gets mad about non-clinical people wearing crocs bc she was the one who declared crocs are OK (don't battle an HR person with dress code bullshit You will Not win)

Oh fuck yeah dude

Biggest puppy!

I cant stop with it

I'm so mad my buffalo friends haven't showed me freaking sponge candy yet

😂

Lol whut?

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

Lmao your alt

Like it would be better or worse somehow hahaha

Hahaha I've also heard that too!! Never could understand that one! Lol I just needed my ramen cup FASTER.

Why were newspapers late on Friday?

For me it was always just logical! I grew up with an electric stove and it would take AGES for water to boil from room temp or cold (bc it took so long for the pan to heat up to get to boiling temp) but took less time to get to boiling if the water was already hot. Simple easy logic.