Josh McLean

This aged like milk lol

Journalists consistently have some of the worst takes on Twitter

I’m in twitter jail for telling Jason Kenney to [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED]

My office has one of the highest concentrations of wife guys I’ve ever encountered

RIP to a real one

K-19: The Widowmaker, one of my top five favourite movies of all time that I’ve been trying to watch for years but couldn’t because the DVD is out of print and it was never on any streaming service, is on Tubi

I’m in Facebook jail for commenting “if I had six mice running around my apartment, I’d burn the place down”. Good work, no notes, Zuck is a genius

My new passport isn’t one of the woke ones, I want a refund

The latest iOS update fucked up the little play/pause widget on the swipe down screen and it’s been pissing me off for a week. Thanks a lot Tim Apple!

He’s being forced to sell his multimillion dollar home for a $900k profit. I hope he can get by

I successfully installed a new toilet seat, someone marry me already

When he’s right, he’s right

A friend of like 12 years decided to cut me out of his life because I’m not friends with his girlfriend on Facebook. People are truly fucked

Women are my favourite guy

I wouldn’t want to be a part of any social media that would have me as a user

In a world of Jason Aldeans, be a Tyler Childers

How about those Elks. Don’t say Edmonton never broke any sports records

Trying to go to bed when you live across from the X building

Genie from Aladdin saying “I’m free”