Flexing in blue shorts

Saturday pump

And we’re glad for it!

Prefer it unwrapped anyway

Holiday tradition for me for sure!

Best Christmas Carol for sure

Showing bulge in teal briefs

Visible outline of bulge in grey athletic shorts with happy trail and shirtless lower abdomen

Do grey athletic shorts count for grey sweatpants season?

I’d celebrate that for sure

Wow, can I lend you another hand

Yes please

Wish I was that friend 🥵

Definitely here for this 🥵