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"Muscle Confusion" sounded like an unlocked secret in the P90X commercials I saw in 2009. It turns out you don't see a lot of progress if you only do the workouts Mon-Thu then skip the Fri & Sat workouts to binge drink with your friends.

12.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why not ally with her? They're going to vote her out over you in the endgame every time.

12.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I think it's impossible for Cirie to ever win Survivor. She's the most obvious endgame vote before FTC. I don't think there's a Final 5 combination of all the cast members who ever played where she doesn't get voted out.

12.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"We welcome you back to Santa Clara! Also here's that bridge that's 40 miles away."

12.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The final 4 from Survivor: Philippines. A scumbag sexual predator is standing behind Lisa Whelchel (Blair from The Facts of Life) and Malcolm is standing behind the Muscle Hamster, Denise Stapley, she looks hobbit sized.

The final 4 from Survivor: Philippines. A scumbag sexual predator is standing behind Lisa Whelchel (Blair from The Facts of Life) and Malcolm is standing behind the Muscle Hamster, Denise Stapley, she looks hobbit sized.

Whenever Denise stands next to somebody it looks like the cameras are using forced perspective like it's Lord of the Rings.

10.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few years ago I got into some hot water with my neighborhood's crows. They were making a commotion outside so I went to check it out and there was an injured one in the street. One of them saw me and blamed me. I would get dive-bombed whenever I left my apartment.

09.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want a behind the scenes doc about how this show got fucked up.

05.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kobe and A-Rod (baseball) always seemed to try to manufacture and project a Jordan like personality through the media that always came off as desperate and insecure to me.

05.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

40 seasons of Old Era vs. 9 seasons of New Era is unfair.

Can I name 9 Old Era seasons better than any New Era Season? Yes. I can also name 9 Old Era seasons worse than any New Era season. If you broke them down into 10 Season installments I'd rank them 11-20, 31-40, 41-49, 1-10, and 21-30.

04.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If My So Called Life was on Fox or WB how many seasons do you think it lasts?

03.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a shame I waited so long to binge Gilmore Girls because now I want to write a spec script where Lucille Bluth and Emily Gilmore become rivals. RIP Jessica Walter

02.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even though it was pleasant his voice and Mark's voice sounded too similar when he was in Blink 182.

27.02.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've got 10 episodes left of the final season now and I'm starting to understand your Rory/Bari comparison. I'm not liking this final season, everyone kind of sucks in it.

27.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The escalator safety advocate?

27.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I first noticed it in the Mich-Wash title game and I don't watch a lot of college football so I'd guess it predates that by a year or two. Probably just a fad where one player did it and other guys thought it looked cool and it grew from there. I think it looks stupid so it's my one boomer take.

26.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Queen in the North is playing a good game, it's just all her allies are losing votes and popping Achilles. I don't like it.

26.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hold on a sec, let Yale cook. I'm watching Gilmore Girls and I know they have it in them. Asher Fleming was definitely in the Epstein files.

26.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clovers definitely wouldn't go. If Big Red was in charge the Toros would go, Torrance would say no at first, but it would cause a fight with Whitney and Courtney so she would eventually cave. Missy would leave the squad after Torrance's decision.

26.02.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we sure that isn't a Ramone?

25.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One year before my fantasy baseball draft I combined all the stats from the top 3 every year of our fantasy league then averaged it out as if it was 1 player and it basically looked like a Ben Zobrist season. So try and find 9 Ben Zobrists and you'll win the offensive portion of your roto league.

25.02.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

41/50. Wrong answers on 2, 13, 20, 21, 30, 35, 40, 43, and 45. Outright didn't know 3 of them(2, 13, and 21), got a little too cocky on the other 6 and answered too quickly without thinking about them.

25.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As an Angels fan I can't imagine what it'd be like to have 2 generational talents and finish around .500.

25.02.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess he was Jim Halpert's real life college buddy so NBC kept giving him a shot.

24.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I may have read it and it was stored deep in my mind palace. Even still, I feel like he had at least a guest role in every sitcom I watched during that time period. I seem to have completely made up that he appeared in The Mindy Project, You're the Worst, Community, etc. But it's not unbelievable.

24.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol I literally just used this photo to reply to a sitcom people skeet right before I read yours. They are definitely going to "cancel" his medical license.

24.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I had to look this up and of course I see this guy was in the cast. They really tried to make this guy happen from
10-'15 and it never worked. It's a shame too because I thought he was pretty good. Perfect Couples was a solid show they shoe horned in after The Office but was unfortunately canceled.

24.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to defend him, but they're different muscle groups. Just because you can bench a lot it has no impact on how many pull ups you can do. Also, pull ups are hard. I've been doing them for over a year now and I still can't get to 10. I can do 7 or 8 and the first one in a set is still hard.

24.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Growing up my parents would get these frozen cheeseburgers from Price Club that you could never microwave properly and didn't taste like any other cheeseburger. They were absolute trash and I loved them. In the present I love Jack n' the Box tacos.

22.02.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0