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@smurfmasterjym

Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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I wonder how Pennsylvania voters are feeling about giving him a chance

14.03.2026 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe he's just admitting he's an enemy of the US and it's Constitution. (Finally)?

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Search-and-rescue crews were “flying blind” trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week.

Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA’s $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool.

But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities.

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Nope. This just happened across my feed elsewhere....

13.03.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have a Drs appt already scheduled. Probably another shot or two in the eyeball about to happen

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Out for the rest. Seems like my left eye is having an "issue". Could be an artifact left over from last years retinal bleed or something entirely new. Trying to operate w/ 1 & 1/3 eye really annoying.

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Well, brown sugar has no real expiration date... unlike a crumbling marriage. Just saying. Take your heirloom sugar & find someone who will appreciate your baking skills

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Maybe Tommy is announcing he's arrived

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Damn. Diddy has all the baby oil

12.03.2026 05:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn't it low-key like Lindsey to slobber over a B-one-R?

12.03.2026 04:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Especially since so many are pieces of sh!t

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