The Horned Goddess 😈💀

The Demon is craving a hot chocolate with mini rainbow coloured marshmallows so now I’m craving a hot chocolate with mini rainbow coloured marshmallows.

My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. 🤣🤣🤣

#joke #corny #adult #strapon #pegging

🤣🤣🤣

I hate those funhouse mirrors so I’m going to go with that.

The Allure of Pumpkin Pie by Matthew Kirscht

a black and white photo of a man and woman standing next to each other . Alt: a black and white gif of a man and a woman dancing slowly under the moonlight. They are both dressed in black formal and both have dreamy but dark expressions. The woman has long dark hair and the man has dark hair too. Her dress has slim straps and a deep neckline. The man slowly twirls her.

Someone just described me as darkly romantic and at first I was like huh 🧐 but upon further inspection I kind of get it. 😈🩶

I have always called that soul patch thing a chin worm. 🐛

Too lazy to goatee? 🤔

I have Vagina Dentata fantasies. 🥳😈 #femdom #confessions

Male Shoveler, today at Catcott Nature Reserve

The wide-eyed Ezo flying squirrel, endemic to Hokkaido, Japan 🇯🇵

I’m sick with a fever so boo.

Magnificent Riflebird (Ptiloris magnificus) performing a mating display with an interested female 💞💞💞😍

Poetry is a bird
perched lightly on the back
of all that is fickle
and dangerous in this world...

Holy moly, this Gasolina is a real gassy, sassy, Goddess! I’m laughing my ass off right now. 🤣🤣🤣 #green #witch #BC #flower #cannabis #mistress

I definitely think you are on to something. It would be nice to save some money going to the dentist by just regenerating them.

Your fangs sound rad! 🖤

This is really cool!

A waterfall in Bedford Ohio

Follow your urge to go outside if you can.

I wanna know what prevents us from regrowing teeth. I wanna know.

Sharks do it!!!

I wish I had fangs. Sigh, it sucks being mortal lol. I am not sure why we can’t regrow our adult teeth. Seems kind of unfair. 🦈

Oh yes, rainwear is much fun! My partner and I also adore pvc and latex, in general. I replied in German (bluesky offered to put my English text in German) and I think that’s rad! Hopefully it reads ok. 🫶🏻

I live on Vancouver island and we get so much rain here. I love it. My favourite weather.

a man wearing a pink shirt with a unicorn on it Alt: a man with long curly hair and a big moustache is wearing a peach coloured shirt with purple sleeves a with unicorn on it. He’s wiggling his fingers and saying “magic”.

I’m just sitting here with a hot magic bag on my chest.

💜😁😍

Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video) YouTube video by BlondieVEVO

I am just over here, toking, waiting for the rapture…

youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Where I’m from wearing your Wellies to the grocery store is a fashion statement. 😎

So what if I’m spicy?🌶️ 🧐

Caressé dans le brouillard

Love being in the fog, it makes one focus. #ClassicMono #Scape #ColorADay #BWFri

Langley, British Columbia

#photography #landscape #originalcontent #blackandwhite #monochrome #Langley #BritishColumbia #Canada #imagesofcanada