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Where on earth do you buy that? I bet it’s more expensive than chow mein!

New ones are much better. I did show my son and his gf the Deidre Barlows and they actually said they were cool so I don’t understand life anymore.

My next door neighbour is ace, as is the lady across the road. The rest I would not save in a fire.
What do you actually feed them- cat food?

(I don’t dress flamboyantly, just differently. And MrsW is upstairs. Go figure as the kids say)

Somewhere nice hopefully, and maybe you can rejoin it when you go back to bed

There’s nothing mad about it. You have a thing you like doing- fuck what everybody else thinks. I live in a street of taxi drivers and builders- they think I’m the flamboyantly dressed queer at number one. Who cares? Let them think it.

pond. We have not seen any wildlife since. It’s such a shame- the hedgehogs were a particular favourite. I’d go out for a smoke and I’d hear rustling along the fence line as they crawled through the leaves and bushes. I loved it. Now I don’t smoke and we don’t have the wildlife. Sad face. 2/End

You’re doing wonderful things looking after them. There used to be an old man who lived three doors down from us. He had a huge pond in his garden and as a result we used to get foxes, hedgehogs and frogs in our garden. He died, and the new owners cut down all of his trees and filled in the 1/

Worth it though?

These hogs have class, and you pamper them like kings. I love it

Can’t believe you buy them Chinese takeaway, but I respect you for the pull out.

Perhaps an audio visual art piece?

You’re fucking telling me!

Legends all

Have a most excellent day my friend. 40 is a big milestone, but you’ve got this

I think you have the beginnings of a very significant bit of fan fiction here.

I mean….she didn’t even have it fully buttoned. Madness.

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Finishing ‘very far ahead of schedule’ is never something that a man should brag about.

Good point. I’m not sure she succeeded- she’s far more interesting than all of them, so even the waistcoat couldn’t make her white picket fence tedious.

They aren’t her children 🤔

Thank you Cai.
My father is called Bob, and I have been known to roll out the line ‘Bob, save some for me’ if he’s hogging the roast potatoes, which always raises a laugh. Our own private joke involving cocaine and prostitutes.
Those ladies stirred forces in me as a boy. Marvellous.

I’ll bank any excuse to get wrecked, so if you tell me to do it…

Colours of the world
Spice up your life
Every boy and every girl
Spice up your life
People of the world
Spice up your life

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The winners of The War on Cats will always be the cats.

It’s true. He’ll make you cash in an ISA just for a peep

Some take Klarna

This is excellent.

The section on the zoom call made me laugh out loud in an empty room. Lovely stuff.

Not on a weeknight old boy