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Ben (0point5twins)

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I write jokes and longer stuff. Occasionally for money.

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“Claudia Winkleman” is how a Geordie doctor explains the injuries of a man who pushed a cat off his lap

10.02.2026 22:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Walking through the grounds of a stately home, passed two older women with a Labrador each, one dog persistently trying to mount the other…

“I don’t know what he’s doing, it’s another boy!”

“There are gay labradors too, Margaret”

Someone should print that on a T-shirt

07.08.2025 12:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I just provide the ad space - the advertisers are the ones filling it with tempting offers based on your specific interests

25.11.2024 08:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please note that my BlueSky feed is funded via targeted advertising based on your browsing history.

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25.11.2024 07:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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People who move over from Twitter but use a new profile picture

24.11.2024 14:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals?

- Rhino

- We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn

18.11.2024 11:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apologies if this is initially a “Twitter +1” channel, but instead of being an hour behind, it’s a decade of old jokes

13.11.2024 21:27 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0