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Writer and worldbuilder with too many OCs. Expect NSFW content.

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"Is it wrong to ask a snake girl to be your blanket?" And other Questions - Chapter 1 - EagleW - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I want YOU to read my overly emotional bullshit story. Do your part in defending real people doing actual Art and Writing. Show the AI bots what for an leave a comment too XD archiveofourown.org/works/803525...

08.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s my birthday so I get to beg for reposts on my art as I hear is tradition on this site.

10.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Is it wrong to ask a snake girl to be your blanket?" And other Questions - Chapter 21 - EagleW - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter: 20 aka "This isnt turning into a date is it?"

archiveofourown.org/works/803525...

www.wattpad.com/1614703992-i...

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 180 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

congrats on uncovering another horror.
you may want to stop.

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone whos worldbuilding is very much based on 1800s central europe... OH BOI does it attract weirdos.
This is why unless stated otherwise YES everyone in it is queer in some way or another. Like come on would someone who is NOT gay ever wear a dolman jacket?

10.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They... are.
Until about... the last chapter.
Alard being the imaginative one comes back to bite everyone in a big way ^^.

10.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Half this story is Surya learning (and often failing at doing so... ) basic patience, not always choosing violence and force and actualy getting to know herself a bit better and what kind of person she wants to be.

10.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alards entire job description is being imaginative and solving problems that arrise as he goes along so while sharply focused he is also more the straigth up thinker and planmaker of the three.

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#AwesomeCharacters
Surya is uuuh about as imaginative as a rock. Wich keeps her usualy pretty focused on whatever the task at hand may be.
Nathaniel... propably survives on daydreams alone.

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Holy Warriors of Iran are truly favoured by God for he has bligthed the forces of the Antichrist with a absolute Moron as commander in chief.

10.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 4685 πŸ” 1005 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 14
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Trump’s alleged sexual assault of a minor: what we know and what’s still being hidden President Trump allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl who was trafficked to him by Jeffrey Epstein, according to documents released by the Department of Justice (DOJ) last Thursday.

Since the initial release of the documents, two important developments have bolstered the credibility of the alleged victim.

This new information has received little national media attention.

10.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Is it wrong to ask a snake girl to be your blanket?" And other Questions - Chapter 21 - EagleW - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter: 20 aka "This isnt turning into a date is it?"

archiveofourown.org/works/803525...

www.wattpad.com/1614703992-i...

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"honey look! he was working overtime at the pollen factory!"
"DONT BRING HIM INSIDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

10.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Surya: uuuh I dont think that will work.
Nathaniel: "YES" ( He will regret it halfway down)
Alard: "If thats anything like being dropped behind enemy lines by a imeprial Airship the answer is OH FUCK NO. Once was MORE then enough thank you."

10.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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More updated shameless advertising:
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What if one of them was a big snek?
Have you considered that there will be tons of old comrades banter in between?

If so here you go:

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archiveofourown.org/works/803525...

27.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

He can always put something behind his words by flying to the UAE, boarding a American Tanker and staying on board till its out of the Persian gulf.

10.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration within a drawn frame. The frame is bright yellow and made of bundled sticks.
Within, the scene depicts an army of dark furred anthro rats outfitted for war. They are disparate in how they are armoured, some are knights with executioner helms, others have no helms and only leather armour. All of them wear black and murky red aside from the standard bearer in the centre. They are wearing a bright red and a smile, standing apart from the rest. 
Their standard has a red dragon against dark red and sky blue. It's angry form depicts freedom and ferocity. The sky shows that these soldiers are marching on to the evening, the bright blues disappearing.
In the background they leave behind a fortress surrounded by yellowing grass.

#firnus #saintsoffirnus #furry #anthro #fantasy #fantasyfurry #rat #knight #worldbuilding #illustration #celshading #fantasyillustration

An illustration within a drawn frame. The frame is bright yellow and made of bundled sticks. Within, the scene depicts an army of dark furred anthro rats outfitted for war. They are disparate in how they are armoured, some are knights with executioner helms, others have no helms and only leather armour. All of them wear black and murky red aside from the standard bearer in the centre. They are wearing a bright red and a smile, standing apart from the rest. Their standard has a red dragon against dark red and sky blue. It's angry form depicts freedom and ferocity. The sky shows that these soldiers are marching on to the evening, the bright blues disappearing. In the background they leave behind a fortress surrounded by yellowing grass. #firnus #saintsoffirnus #furry #anthro #fantasy #fantasyfurry #rat #knight #worldbuilding #illustration #celshading #fantasyillustration

A point of pride among a sea of spears.

10.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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US officials ask 'What does Putin have on Trump?' over downplayed Russian intel to Iran U.S. President Donald Trump and his administration have downplayed reports that Russia has been providing intelligence to Iran used to target American forces, drawing frustration from U.S. officials w...

⚑️ US officials ask 'What does Putin have on Trump?' over downplayed Russian intel to Iran.

10.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 7
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Receipts for Iran school bombing

Made in the USA

Dayton, OH

10.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

Amazing work

10.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital study of John William Waterhouse's Lamia but with BG3 Tav (middle aged brown man with moustache and goatee) and Astarion.

Digital study of John William Waterhouse's Lamia but with BG3 Tav (middle aged brown man with moustache and goatee) and Astarion.

Imo the best way to do practice studies of historical paintings is to put your blorbos in it like little paper dolls. So here's Astarion and Tav!Marcus as John William Waterhouse's Lamia finally finished.
#art #bg3 #BaldursGate3 #astarion #oc

10.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Surya: uuuh I dont think that will work.
Nathaniel: "YES" ( He will regret it halfway down)
Alard: "If thats anything like being dropped behind enemy lines by a imeprial Airship the answer is OH FUCK NO. Once was MORE then enough thank you."

10.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a suit . ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing next to a man in a suit .

I dont know there were multiple people burned at the stake for claiming they couldnt figure out how this made sense...
Oh no.

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Harry Potter TV show faces 'alarming bullying problem' The upcoming Harry Potter TV show has been hit with 'alarming' accusations of bullying with claimsΒ  two 12-year-old extras were spotted fighting on set.

They say dogs and their masters end up resembling each other

10.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 19

Instructions unclear, banned from the local Wendys for life.

10.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least we know what to build in place of the Epstein Memorial Ball Room.

10.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ Sitting on Documents Involving 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser Pressure is increasing on the DOJ to declassify documents that detail interviews with a woman who accused President Donald Trump of sexually abusing her.

Dozens of documents detailing FBI interviews with an Epstein victim who accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her as a high schooler are being kept under wraps.

10.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 369 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 56
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Pentagon Pete Blew a Fortune on Crabs in Multibillion-Dollar Spending Frenzy Figures show the Defense Department took drastic measures to spend its allocated funds.

The Pentagon spent millions as part of a frantic end-of-year spending spree to maintain its immense funding.

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5