Sarly

I can highly recommend the depression diet for losing weight, it’s hardly any effort at all. Just forget to eat for a couple of days and/or weeks, it’s all good.

the feminine urge to cancel all my commitments for the next six months so I can cry on the couch in peace and maybe finally scrape together the energy to do some laundry

It’s been a good few years since my mental health was quite this far in the pit. It takes a nose dive every few months (for fun, I guess) but this one’s sharper.

Man everything really sucks at the moment huh

I love trashy fun!

#civilisation7 is out for people who bought the “you get it early” edition which means I have said a fond farewell to my partner, who has taken two days of leave in order to really meld into his computer chair for the duration.

Nothing like the adrenaline you get from thinking you accidentally sent dev data to a bunch of customers while testing a script hahahaha thank god for server specific email lists 🤦‍♀️

#businessintelligence #data #sqlserver #oopsie

I feel like if we make it into a situation where the lasers are this fancy then we’ve fucked up but I would ALSO argue that this guy is not slithering

Like, I’m flexible (pun intended)

The little zines are such a clever way to present a module, really tactile and not overwhelming. I had a real blast playing this. Particularly enjoyed how the character almost appears in front of you as the creation process goes on.

I wanna be whatever character type would see me doing the bit in every heist movie where someone has to slither through a laser grid

Kev had a weird obsession with serial killers and never failed a fear roll when faced with any kind of corpse or body horror, but the thing we must all remember is that he saved the day and everyone who knows he’s a bit of a weirdo is dead.

Thanks @justsomejohn.bsky.social for running it for us!

Just finished playing in my first #MothershipRPG adventure as Kev from Maintenance (definitely didn’t poison the usual field medic so he had to be put on this mission). His companions died a few times but Kev finished out the mini-campaign as the final girl having not lost a single hit point.

There’s nowhere good to grab lunch near my workplace and I’m far too useless to make lunch so I guess I’ll have drawer pretzels again

He’s always been a rules for thee but not for me kind of guy, which is just what you want in an MP

Lee said exactly the same thing to me today, it must be dire

There’s really nothing like being a social media rep on a committee full of over sixties. This meeting has taken 2 hours and it’s not done.

Eris says no I think it’s time for scritches.

What do I do

Hermes says it’s nap time

I was given TWO books to borrow today. @justsomejohn.bsky.social has loaned me his copy of “Escape from Incel Island” and a coworker has loaned me his copy of “The Power”. Really looking forward to reading them but I have a stack of library books to get through first…

Hermes says nap time

Today I did an escape room made to scare children and was jump scared well enough to grab my friend and we didn’t even top the leaderboard

I think you'll find it was a chain reaction of TWO frag grenades

Yes please! Give me a couple of weeks to get through my stack of library horror books 📚

WHAT, this sounds amazing and the library doesn't have it 😭

hello it's me a millenial sorry