Good morning. My name is Danner and I’m doing the very adult thing of going to Jefferson City today to meet with legislators on behalf of the Missouri Craft Brewers Guild. 
I’ll let you know who we meet with and how it goes!
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Kansas City friends, if anyone has a ticket to see Cardi B on 3/17 that you’re looking to unload for a price that isn’t wildly insane, hit me up.
We saw a dude at the Peanut tonight who has to know how much he looks like Jesse Plemons because he’s leaning in hard with the hair AND a mustache.
When the going gets tough, the imitation tough attack a marginalized ethnic group with next to no ability to defend themselves.
A reminder: almost all crime in America is committed by our fellow Americans; often by our neighbors and folks we know.
Thanks for trying to lick my knee while I poop, Walt Dog.
I walked away from an account with over 22k followers at the time because I don’t party with Nazis and I honestly can’t understand why anyone is still there.
I’m physically in Kansas City but I’m mentally still here just off the coast of Isla Mujeres.
On the way home from a meeting at the school tonight, the midsize roommate started singing along to the Dynamite Hack cover of Boyz-n-the Hood, but only during the age-appropriate passages so I guess we’ve taught him discretion?
Once again, I’m giving up theism for Lent.
RIP Mitch
I always wanted success for him. Baseball is so stinking hard.
This guy’s comments on Hartzell’s posts are always wild.
In 2024, 40.08% of Missourians voted for Kamala Harris yet our legislature forced a 7-1 map on us giving us 12.5% of the seats.
Don’t flip that shit.
Dude. MEC is the worst.
I HATE this. I read the full word in my head just like everyone else. Spell it out!
Art has always been political. Always will be.
It’s amazing watching folks struggle with this.
Chrissy Teigen waving dot GIF
This is not a joke about Walton Goggins’ face.
Haha. I also don’t want to go through the trouble of dealing with everything required to have hot water in our bidets.
Fallout and Halo are awesome shows, just maybe a little too on the nose right now, man.
I dig the cold water this time of year.
THE PENALTY FOR RESISTING ARREST IS NOT DEATH! I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THIS NEEDS TO BE SAID!
I totally get wondering, "Did I take my ADHD meds?" for a few minutes in the morning, but after I've waited around 30 minutes, the answer is super obvious.
Text me a phone number to call. I’ll bring my “Danner calls Josh Hawley’s office” energy to the cause.
I’ve just been ordering my syrups online. I have trouble finding the flavors I’d like because a lot of stores just have weird sugar free ones. 🤮
Saaaaaaaaaaaaame situation for me!
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I went to my first South Kansas City Democrats meeting this morning!
