Kyle Duggan

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Not sure if this counts as satire or attempted manifestation, but I wrote a new piece for @paletteswap.site

this is the real reason for the memory shortage

Mark's been back for a while

Wrote for @paletteswap.site for the first time in a little bit. Expect more!

what else was he doing on that island

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn't Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today - Hard Drive Mercenary-turned-teacher Byleth has not left his bedroom for several days due to what he is calling poor use of action economy.

Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today

The ball bounced, man

Very clearly hits the turf and physically bounces. Feel like I'm being gaslit

Feels like the "Good Will Dunkin" ad was heavily written by AI

THE SNOW GREMLINS HAVE TAKEN TRACY WOLFSON

certified sicko game

Beowulf Suggests Grendel Needs More Training Hero scolds radicals who wish to "Abolish Grendel"

Beowulf Suggests Grendel Needs More Training

if you are saving over 12 hours a week by bullshitting with a computer, that wasn't a real job to begin with

evidence that AI enthusiasm is psychosis, exhibit 5192

it's crazy that the white house response to trump confusing iceland with greenland is absolutely going to be, "no, he meant what he said, we're going to conquer them, too"

Zohran was much much more effective on this because he actually had a policy argument. "halal cart is expensive because of X, here's the bill that will get rid of X"

people are asked about vigilante murders and the response is this bleep bloop committee designed pablum that sounds like an alien wearing the skin of a human. and then they don't actually have any plans other than to blurt out KITCHEN TABLE WORKING FAMILIES

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

ICE Agents Can Be Charged With Murder - The American Prospect As a killing in Minneapolis is documented, the law clearly stipulates that federal agents do not have universal immunity.

🚨NEW: Federal officers like ICE agents have been routinely prosecuted by states for violating state laws, up to and including murder, since the 1800s.
Minnesota has every ability to do this with today's killing of a motorist by an ICE agent.
prospect.org/2026/01/07/i...

If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead

Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen.

Screenshots of the ICE agent who executed a woman in the streets of Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

Murderer.

An email from Quora with the subject "Can Darth Vader eat something?"

Darth Vader's grandmother:

I read the headline and assumed this was a satirical piece

Rhode Islanders gotta mobilize for @burbridge-for-ri.bsky.social

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.