Manic Pixie Dream Witch

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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that." Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

This was the timeline cleanse I badly needed, thank you.
BTW, in 1988 my sweet blue-point Siamese, Pandora (RIP) had four kittens. I gave them all P-names, one of which was PERSEPHONE.

Persephone is 11 years old.

Persephone just discovered that Mom-Hooman had something called “comb” that is the best itch-skritch EVER.

Persephone now herds Mom-Hooman into the Room of Skritch at least thrice daily, bleating like a goat and nipping at her feet.

#CatSky

Sketch of a Vulture made with pastel and acrylic on toned paper.

Sketch of a Vulture

Pastel and acrylic on toned paper 5x7

#art #birds #nature #sciart

#Superbowl was yesterday, but nobody told the museums. So, here's our Super Bowl.

(Conserved Samian bowl found at the Palace in the 1960s)

Recent dream:
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Interviewer: And your thoughts on the recent economic developments?

Man covered in bees: AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Interviewer: Fascinating.
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Anyways, post-nap.

There’s an iceberg on the beach in Cape May.

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

🌳🌳🌳 #trees #woodland #treeclub

Photo of a black and white cat lying upside down on a bar stool, hind legs parted, the front of his body half twisted around to the side and curled in on himself. It does not look comfortable.

Yes but the instructions are a bit unclear, I don't think we assembled it correctly

That is so Taejong, amiright guys?

(Seriously, totally him, I am just slightly astonished he didn't assassinate the historian.)

i have three moods

1. I can't do this. I can't do anything.
2. This is fine enough with medication.
3. OUTTA MY WAY BITCHES IMA BOUT TO MAKE EFFING MAGIC HERE!

puddins resting his head on my knee.

do you see this face
ugh so irresistible
I am powerless before it

Oil pastel drawing of a large brown owl with black eyes, many non careful lines

Oil pastel Barred Owl

The core image is of 2 cats fighting (A & B) with a 3rd cat (C) in the background between them looking shocked at the two cats fighting. There are two other panels that zoom in on the third cat C. In panel 1: Cat A is labeled ADHD and Cat B is labeled "Autism" In the third panel the background cat is labeled: Executive Function.

#AuDHD

Happy #Caturday to everyone on Bluesky! 🖤 🐈‍⬛ 🖤

And to think we've never met

all foods do. you're just not listening

A profile of my calico cat Wuna Tuna

Wuna Tuna’s profile picture

a man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera . Alt: Viago (Taika Waititi) from What We Do in the Shadows.

Well, now we know it’s a myth that you can’t photograph a vampire.

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

A little storage box that I have on the front step with two perfect birb foots

A little storage box that I have on the front step with two perfect birb foots

The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
~Carl Sandburg

📸 mine

I wish I’d learned the phrase, “ never judge a book by its cover” sooner.
You’ve no idea how many books, I’ve bought, thinking a penguin, was going to be the main character.

Guess who trained him...