cauliflower (@cauliflower)

i love casa tilo

18.11.2025 12:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

obligatory "twitter is down" skeet

18.11.2025 12:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

call my dick covid the way it mysteriously gets long for people with weird genders

04.06.2025 20:03 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

come to sydney

24.05.2025 14:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nice! how many did you take?

24.05.2025 14:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

twitter are dropping the ball _so hard_

24.05.2025 14:23 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that's cool!

21.05.2025 11:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

co-procrastinating with my housemates

21.05.2025 10:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

next caulicamp we do BLIRL instead of TWIRL

20.05.2025 10:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whenever i open twitter to tweet it's because i want to tweet something

whenever i open bluesky to skeet it's because i'm thinking "i should use bluesky more"

20.05.2025 10:03 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1

creatine cocktail

29.03.2025 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hello again backup grace!

28.03.2025 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey brundolf!

28.03.2025 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we meet again, backup twitter

28.03.2025 18:55 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

all ticket sales deadlines are now set to April 7, so you've still got time!

28.03.2025 18:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buy tickets – caulicamp 2 – Camp Wombaroo caulicamp 2 Thu 24 Apr 12pm - Mon 28 Apr 4pm (includes ANZAC day public holiday) Camp Wombaroo, New South Wales, Australia Tick...

While i'm here, caulicamp is soon!

April 24-28 near Sydney

Cabin tickets are $520 and close March 21
Tent tickets are $400 and close April 10

Low income tickets available

You can read more and buy tickets here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cauli...

See you there!

10.03.2025 16:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so i only just noticed twitter breaking an hour or so ago

and i blamed it on my travel SIM provider

10.03.2025 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no publicity is good publicity

11.12.2024 06:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the problem with using vanity to motivate myself to exercise is that it takes exactly one upper body workout for me to feel good about my body and get comments from people i know

21.11.2024 01:56 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

link in bio

17.11.2024 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drum machine hijinks

14.11.2024 11:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤍🚬📖I WANT CALORIES😂😻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚬🚬🤍🤍🤍📖📖📖😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯I WANT THEM IN MY GLYCOGEN STORES💯💯💯💯😭😩🚬🔥😻🔥🔥💥💢❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🖤🖤❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💞💞💞💞😍😻💌📖📖📖💥🔥😂👍I WANT THEM😂😂😂👍

13.11.2024 00:57 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

citizens arresting all the pickup truck drivers who change lanes without indicating

13.11.2024 00:51 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kissinger? she lives 10,000 miles away!

13.11.2024 00:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

incredible

09.11.2024 03:16 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

how so?

24.10.2024 05:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hey everyone have you heard of caulicamp?

18.10.2024 18:16 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

yeah

18.10.2024 18:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

true

17.10.2024 19:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me too, i don't know that it's easy to escape envy for anyone

29.06.2024 17:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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