Meme with text reading "Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm ..." on a pic of six D4 dice on a pale checked tablecloth.
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Meme with text reading "Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm ..." on a pic of six D4 dice on a pale checked tablecloth.
Nobody names their Tybalts "Mercutio" anymore and other format lectures that didn't get any likes this semester
feels good to smile again
sissel has spent all day sleeping on my reading chair so i had to read on the couch like some sort of animal
"Behavior can be understandable without being acceptable" - someone's therapist
Gizmo wearing a spacesuit/robot Halloween costume
He’s ready!
quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Baywitched
Thinking about how, for a cow, a bikini top & a bikini bottom are basically the same thing
I’m not an uber famous journalist or novelist, but if you want feedback on a script, story idea, or outline, I would be happy to provide one for whatever that Scammarly thing was charging. Bonus - I’m human!
“ah well, there’s your problem,” I confidently say as I point to myself
not today small weird door in my attic
Sometimes it sits with me and sets down its drink that an illusion would get up and leave without this furniture. We believe in each other we're comfortable, as long as I vacuum right through reality's slippers
Why like a skeet when you can reskeet it and make someone feel noticed.
If you are ever impressed with my productivity, please understand that everything I accomplished I did because I was furiously avoiding doing some other task that I absolutely still have not done.
one day you will feel weird for the last time
Is there a bi of hormuz
dorkforest.com this week‘s episode is with Maria Bamford we talk about the artist’s way and it is awesome. her camera went out for this heartbeat im using as a clip anyway. jackiekashian.com youtube for the video
A beatboxer? Nah man - I'm an onomatopoet
A comedy festival used my name as the headliner to sell tickets, had a contract, + decided they're not gonna pay me a dime. Shit like this happens to women ALL the time + happens to men NEVER. Misogyny in this industry is why most women quit. And I need to scream that at the top of my fucking lungs.
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a nice thing about taking film recommendations from bluesky is i have no chance of remembering who they’re from and, hence, have no one to be mad at when it’s complete garbage
I wrote some stuff about Mario Day, the awful news, and good video games in the middle of a bad industry. Thoughts. We all have them.
we had a real asshole donor who tried to pry a bunch of information about a renter from us
if you want to offset the $2000 this rent cop decided not to donate, please
venmo @colocha_rachel so we can pay the rent
because the familes we are helping aren’t poverty porn, they are PEOPLE
NEW: 300 billionaire families spent over $3 BILLION influencing the 2024 elections.
That’s 19% of all political donations that cycle.
Just in case you wondered why it seemed like the media, the economy, the tax code, and the entire system was rigged for the rich.
my adorable dark-brindle French bulldog Baker giving me intense stink eye that basically says “biiitccch” to me
the absolute fucking side-eye
Two boxes holding little stuffed balls inside that say "Kick Balls"
Thanks for the suggestion but I was already going to
(reposting because the URL changed)
asking for help is never easy - but we need your help moving to Europe after my husband was forced to resign in January
whether you can donate or only spread the word, anything helps us out 🙏🏻 you can read our story and needs to reach our goal 👇🏼
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