We're watching Person of Interest and also it's spring cleaning season on our self-help app so there's a whole lot of doing chores for Finch happening in our house right now.
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We're watching Person of Interest and also it's spring cleaning season on our self-help app so there's a whole lot of doing chores for Finch happening in our house right now.
Me: (turning an idol away from me) Baal's to the wall
I don't know why, but this past week I keep noticing people saying things like "you can't put the genie back in the bottle" but uhhhh... All you have to do is make three wishes?
It was always the "You know what a panda eats" that I did, what triggered the "what the hell" was the other night when I busted out the "I bet they would, I'm so pretty"
I just found out a few days ago that my wife had never seen this, which whatever people don't see all kinds of shit on TV, but it does mean that they were *really* confused whenever I quoted it, which happened way more over the past 20 years than you would think.
youtu.be/7u3Oy7Ki5Yk?...
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
You don't even need to extend the metaphor, even the most iron-willed person will eventually start breathing, even if they pass out first.
"Talk to the hand, bench"
LFG!!!
Designated farting-on-babies zone
I can't do Lord of the Rings because I can't slog through boring-ass Fellowship to get to the cool shit.
Heyoooooo
A chronological summary of my thoughts while watching season 1 of "Paradise:"
1: This is good!
2: Oh shit, Gerald McRaney is still alive?!
3 This is *really* good!
Turkeys on the corner
Waiting for the bus!
I don't have high opinions of advertising as a career or anything, but holy shit these "Passive Progressive" commercials are hilarious.
No. It's *everything*.
Lady Elaine Fairchild lookin' ass
This gritty reboot of Rat Race sucks.
It was on Network TV in the context of 09/11. There was no other possible outcome but he said it anyway, and coasted on the begrudging respect for 25 more years.
IT'S TINY VACUUM CLEANER DAY TODAY!
My keyboard is gonna be so clean
The last correct thing Bill Maher ever said
Wut
Please chip in if you can!
"So yeah, I smoked fake pot with Peter Frampton. I also smoked real pot with a guy who looked like Peter Frampton, that was way more fun."
This one is certainly the most adaptable by swapping out "do drugs" for anything else.
From what I remember when we watched it, they were too far from land and the sister ship didn't have space.
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
Watching "Vikings" and I simply cannot believe that this man is not a Skarsgaard
Alan Wake 2 vibes closer to a Gabriel Knight game than anything else I've played since they stopped making Gabriel Knight games.