Deb Amlen

Definitions, please

Definitely was a surprise, since I was expecting candy. Also, my mail carrier started avoiding me

South African advertising:

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Help some good people out and share word of their online arts bookstore 📚

Yes, but tell me again how AI will benefit journalism

Since lying in a prone position is at the heart of Olympic bobsledding, the coaches insist that we demonstrate our skills in order to earn a spot on the team.

Here is my demonstration, and this was the view. I held this position for well over an hour, far surpassing the other candidates.

So far, tryouts for the Jamaican bobsled team have been successful. The “Eat as Much Food as Will Fit in Your Face” contest is in the bag, and the “I’m Not Half as Think as You Drunk I Am” audition is about to begin.

P.S. Retirement is wonderful, thank you for asking.

EWR -> MBJ 🇯🇲

Very excited to try out for the bobsled team

Yay, you!!

LOL

Trump’s Border Czar Says He’ll “Educate” Pope Leo XIV on Catholic Teaching Homan argues Leo XIV is wrong on deportations — and says his Catholic grade school education in the 1960s qualifies him to explain the faith’s “always pro–law enforcement” stance.

Well, mansplaining Catholicism to the Pope wasn’t on my bingo card, but here we are. Happy Feast of Saint Dunning-Kruger Day!

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Trans rights are human rights.

“Whar backyard go?”

WARNING: Forget about germs. Your bathroom could be a breeding ground for Communism.

KRILLGUN: A totally harmless and, frankly, embarrassing weapon that fires tiny, shrimp-like crustaceans at people. Used mostly to confuse the intended victim.

#pangram

Today in medical website design:

That’s MY state 🎉

Introducing the FUCK ICE Act.

BALDGUY: Self-explanatory. #pangram

Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Please do not share this interview with Rep. James Talarico by Stephen Colbert. It will piss off the chair of the FCC

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Twue wuv.

OATCLICK: The action of selecting one’s dairy preference for coffee on an office vending machine. #pangram

#SuperBowlLX Update: For those interested in watching the alternative, “All American” half-time show, go to your local streaming platform, find the “filter” dropdown menu and click “racist.”

Thank you!

I needed to make more cowboy candy (sweet pickled jalapeños) and I made way too much brine.

And that is how I wound up with 2 qts of cowboy candy (we’re a homemade crunch wrap-intensive household), sweet hot pickled carrots, 2 jars of sweet hot pickled pearl onions (for martinis), Officer.

Thank you! I’ll let Carly know! 🩵

As for me and my family, we shall eat food from the #Pokemon shows and games.

Made by my older child, this is croissant curry from #PokemonZA. And we were surprised that it rocked.

Hillary Clinton calls for public hearing in House Epstein investigation Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, have agreed to testify before the House Oversight Committee in its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, but she...

How mutually assured destruction works.

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Not me in NJ going “Where? Where?? That’s so cheap!”

I’m calling it: FIFA Award for Best Picture