Fuck All Horses

FYI, horses can spread herpes, and it can be fatal. Euthanize all of them, you know, just in case.

They'll call you crazy until they realize you've been right about everything.

I would also like to know how to find this person, they look like they'll be a valuable ally in the Horse Wars.

Washington Post header. Section: Opinion, Letters to the Editor. Headline: Why America should legalize horse slaughter

Great news, everyone. Some of my writing has been featured in by @washingtonpost.com

painted life size horse statue in full western tack standing on a sidewalk next to a letter sign that reads: "come in for a bucking good time".

or else

The Trump administration, in a move that is bound to lead to the deaths of many innocent Americans, is releasing horses from prison. Horses don't belong anywhere in this country except in Taco Bell burritos.

A dish with a chicken which is cut up and arranged in the shape of a horse

This restaurant deserves at least five Michelin stars.

Chestnut horse in Western tack with an orange crochet fly bonnet that has the Elmer's glue logo on it

Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat

Nothing to see here, just some horses trying to murder a human for exercising his first amendment rights.

Good.

I love horses.

Maniacs? Pushing a horse off a 100 foot drop seems like a pretty reasonable thing to do in my opinion.

During a rally in Nevada, Trump promised every American a free pony. Then, he suggested that people should send those ponies to my house to trample me to death. Yes, he mentioned me by name.

That said, I voted for Trump because gas is almost $3 a gallon. But then a horse stole my car, so...

Horses are the reason I make sure my smoke alarm always has fresh batteries, but it's because they keep trying to set my house on fire.

News thumbnail with a photo of a suspicious-looking horse, turning to look over its shoulder. Headline: Animal behaviour - Horses can plan ahead and think strategically, scientists find

Scientists have proven that horses are capable of plotting against us.

A horse dressed in a Luigi costume

"No need to be suspicious, I'm a human just like you. My name is Glue... igi. Yes. Gluigi."

This isn't what "fuck all horses" means, Elon, you dirty horsefucker.

The most delicious soup out there. It's even great in the microwave.

Should be the rule at every rodeo

Yeah, murdering dogs is bad. But I might be willing to overlook it for the most anti-horse politician I've seen in my life. Kristi, if you're listening, kill 3 more horses and I'll never mention your dog again.

She should have just shot some more horses, then.

I can't help but feel this is a very bad omen

Breakfast horse meat scramble

I don't normally shop at Wlamrat but I'm going to start making a trip to stock up on these.

Horse girls are targeting the trans community, sad.

Post from @haydenKristal “Horses are a great pet for anyone who’s ever wished their bicycle could make bad choices”

@tkingfisher.bsky.social saw this and thought of your feelings about horses 😆

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A cop walking away from a Horse Butcher, with a horse looking out the window at him

Sometimes cops put criminals where they belong

Post: In this house we obey and worship the horse titty suit

How do I get the Supreme Court to decide that freedom of religion doesn't include worshipping the horse titty suit?

YouTube thumbnail titled "Trying to find the worst iPhone game." Image is a CGI horse with a button to punch it.

When you're trying to find the worst iPhone game, but accidentally find the best one.