Mae Madison • NYC • FMTY

Convinced I would be a great housewife (if you like being high)

I love when I explain my current astrology to my therapist and she replied “woah!” 

Life is hectic but you deserve moments of joy and connection

*Coke Bottle Emoji* 🍾

I know I talk too much cause a dental cleaning is goddamn torture

Waiting for the snow

After many happy years together my TV has officially passed away. R.I.P. 😩

Just came to attention that my booking form hasn’t been working. It’s all fixed now!! Reach out again if you didn’t hear back from me! 😘

Wearing shape wear as underwear so today is laundry day

Slow Cooker Bread Try using your slow cooker to make this no-knead bread that is easy to make and relatively quick as it requires only one rise; the second rise happens in the slow cooker.

Good news! www.allrecipes.com/recipe/27963...

*dutch oven

Don’t post while high 😂

Just realized I put crock pot LOL! I don’t even own a crock pot 🤦🏼‍♀️

Haha! Yeah it’s Dutch oven bread. So easy and good!

I’m in Tarrytown Saturday morning/early afternoon. Let’s hang!

Book the carefree companionship you deserve

I’m going on a date to this live music tonight and I’m so excited! There’s nothing better than sipping a drink, cuddled up, listening to good music

Parasocial relationships are fun but nothing beats the real thing 😉

Been a little MIA on here but I’m still taking bookings. Just been busy using my new crockpot to death. I made bread! (And stew. And a pot roast)

Marigold - Wishlist Make Me Feel Special :)

Want to make sure I’m extra cozy this winter? Get me these Bombas Slippers off my wishlist 😊

If you ask I’ll even wear nothing but them next time we meet LOL 😉

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Decorating my tree today! Happy Holidays!

Delaware you were a dream! Now I’m off to meditate in the woods. I’ll be back to answering message on Sunday! 🧘‍♀️

Heading to Wilmington, DE today on my way to a meditation retreat. I’ll be available for bookings through Wednesday.

Sneak away from the family and spend some time with me 😊 #Wilmington #Delaware #GFE #FBSM

Good morning 🌞

My protonmail e-mail address got deactivated by mistake. Working on getting it back. If you e-mailed me in the last 12 hours I did not get it

Today I got high and watched The Minority Report. How was your Saturday?

#Chicago tomorrow is my last day in the Midwest and I have times available. Come warm up with me!

#Milwaukee I’m having a lovely time! I still have time tomorrow up til 1pm, Sunday 11/9 evening and Monday 11/10 in the morning

Come see me 😉

Fuck yeah NYC! Let’s go!!!

By the way I’m now offering bodywork sessions

www.maemadison.com/bodywork

Literally the best gifts to wake up to!!! Happy Halloween/Happy Samhain!! 🎃🧙‍♀️