Convinced I would be a great housewife (if you like being high)
Convinced I would be a great housewife (if you like being high)
I love when I explain my current astrology to my therapist and she replied βwoah!β οΏΌ
Life is hectic but you deserve moments of joy and connection
*Coke Bottle Emoji* πΎ
I know I talk too much cause a dental cleaning is goddamn torture
Waiting for the snow
After many happy years together my TV has officially passed away. R.I.P. π©
Just came to attention that my booking form hasnβt been working. Itβs all fixed now!! Reach out again if you didnβt hear back from me! π
Wearing shape wear as underwear so today is laundry day
*dutch oven
Donβt post while high π
Just realized I put crock pot LOL! I donβt even own a crock pot π€¦πΌββοΈ
Haha! Yeah itβs Dutch oven bread. So easy and good!
Iβm in Tarrytown Saturday morning/early afternoon. Letβs hang!
Book the carefree companionship you deserve
Iβm going on a date to this live music tonight and Iβm so excited! Thereβs nothing better than sipping a drink, cuddled up, listening to good music
Parasocial relationships are fun but nothing beats the real thing π
Been a little MIA on here but Iβm still taking bookings. Just been busy using my new crockpot to death. I made bread! (And stew. And a pot roast)
Want to make sure Iβm extra cozy this winter? Get me these Bombas Slippers off my wishlist π
If you ask Iβll even wear nothing but them next time we meet LOL π
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Decorating my tree today! Happy Holidays!
Delaware you were a dream! Now Iβm off to meditate in the woods. Iβll be back to answering message on Sunday! π§ββοΈ
Heading to Wilmington, DE today on my way to a meditation retreat. Iβll be available for bookings through Wednesday.
Sneak away from the family and spend some time with me π #Wilmington #Delaware #GFE #FBSM
Good morning π
My protonmail e-mail address got deactivated by mistake. Working on getting it back. If you e-mailed me in the last 12 hours I did not get it
Today I got high and watched The Minority ReportοΏΌ. How was your Saturday?
#Chicago tomorrow is my last day in the Midwest and I have times available. Come warm up with me!
#Milwaukee Iβm having a lovely time! I still have time tomorrow up til 1pm, Sunday 11/9 evening and Monday 11/10 in the morning
Come see me ποΏΌ
Fuck yeah NYC! Letβs go!!!
By the way Iβm now offering bodywork sessions
www.maemadison.com/bodywork
Literally the best gifts to wake up to!!! Happy Halloween/Happy Samhain!! ππ§ββοΈ