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Sofi Keren/Summer K

@janeire

Writer - What Rides at Night, False Starts & Artichoke Hearts, Painted Over. A typo in every message. Here in Saint Paul, Minnesota but carrying Indianapolis (and corn) in my heart. MedusaFish.com

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This job posting brings the drama. Incredible. If I was looking for an “AI-first role” that I would never ever leave, this would be the one.

12.03.2026 17:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi @wnba.com - please pay the players already let’s goooooo

11.03.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw a theatre show listed on a movie theatre’s website as playing soon but didn’t see the ticket link. Emailed them. Learned that the show occurred ONE YEAR AGO and I am just that on top of things

But they also let me know it’s about to be streaming free for a week and how cool are they for that?

10.03.2026 21:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How IHS is Responding to Terrifying Changes at Amazon - I Heart SapphFic How IHS is Responding to Terrifying Changes at Amazon - TB here. This is going to be a long post, but it's worth reading. The gist of it is that Amazon is up to a bunch of terrifying nonsense, and IHS...

So Amazon is demonetizing affiliate links to books labeled “erotica” and some other queer books that are not.

I have one book just through Amazon - should I just let it be out of print? It sells like 3 copies a month so publishing elsewhere seems silly.

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09.03.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait is this the good time change or the bad time change

08.03.2026 16:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 15:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fantastic. Tshirt packing party here I come.

06.03.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you need/want any more people?

06.03.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh hey just seeing this and clearly this card foretold us planning mild ways to horrify my family at my funeral someday

01.03.2026 00:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh that’s so meta. The good kind of meta not the creepy one.

01.03.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Real friends help make your death an adventure.

01.03.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please save a copy of these…whatever we call Bluesky posts… as proof that it was requested.

01.03.2026 00:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You think I’m joking! I want my funeral to make people feel like well…she was our weirdo.

01.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I die, I want all of the screen shots on my phone, and all of my unhinged, out of context notes from my notes app to be on the funeral slide show.

Accidental alarm clock screen shot. Another one. Rant about billionaires. To-do list with only one thing checked off.

It will be a wild time.

01.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Writing a book is such a nightmare. That's the fun part!

26.02.2026 02:26 👍 90 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0

The postage stamp size pool at my motel has a big sign saying if you currently have or recently had diarrhea do not go in the pool. I think I’m maybe gonna not go in that pool regardless.

24.02.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We Can Reform the Atrocity Machine My dear constituents, Like you, I am deeply troubled by the Atrocity Machine’s recent activity. It is a stain on our nation, and we must take actio...

"Like you, I am deeply troubled by the Atrocity Machine’s recent activity. It is a stain on our nation, and we must take action. With this in mind, I am proud to announce that we are dedicating billions of dollars to the Atrocity Machine."

20.02.2026 14:01 👍 161 🔁 47 💬 1 📌 4

When your Lyft driver asks where you’re from and you say Minnesota and he starts going on about the “expose” that rightwing guy did about daycares and you watch the app like ok how many minutes do u have to cringe in this seat before I can get out.

24.02.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How early am I allowed to go to bed if I’m in a time zone where it’s 2 hours earlier than I normally am?

24.02.2026 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yesterday someone told me I looked like Xena and basically I can die happy now.

22.02.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is literally in the email. And on Teams. And probably 80 other places.

19.02.2026 17:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my coworkers referred to the music of my teens and 20’s as “oldies” and I really thought I would, like, own a house or have a plan for retirement before that happened.

10.02.2026 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not that it would be okay to do this to an undocumented immigrant either but THIS GUY IS A LEGAL IMMIGRANT and also his lawyer hand delivered his medication and they REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO HIM.

Enraging! How do ANY of these people live with themselves?

06.02.2026 18:23 👍 1357 🔁 529 💬 18 📌 20

I’d be so curious if anyone has successfully used that feature.

I guess I’m living on the edge over here!

06.02.2026 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think it covers that, but I guess I haven’t read the fine print.

06.02.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Has anyone ever actually purchased “ticket protection” for a concert ticket? I can’t really imagine a situation where it would be useful. If they cancel, they refund regardless. If I can’t go, that’s on me and they’re not going to give me money back. So…what’s the point here?

06.02.2026 14:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok so why can’t we bring that kind of stuff back? Why does the retro stuff have to be like women can’t have bank accounts.

06.02.2026 02:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They really should just have big bins of meds you can rummage through and take for free, I think.

Also that sucks.

05.02.2026 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How fucking cool is this? That’s some serious work.

05.02.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know where you found these people but I think they need their own sitcom

05.02.2026 03:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0