Does everyone fart on airplanes? Or just the people seated next to me? Can I use my miles to sit in the no farting section?
11.03.2026 15:56
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Maryland. Tomorrow (Wednesday). @thirdeyecomics.bsky.social
10.03.2026 15:29
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I have just about had it with this autocorrect bull horn…bull shin…bullshit.
10.03.2026 13:54
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My post-apocalyptic meal — which I eat almost every pre-apocalyptic week — is sardines on saltines. What’s yours?
10.03.2026 13:05
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After ignoring my inbox for a week to focus on finishing a project, today was mostly about email triage.
09.03.2026 21:33
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I am both thrilled and poisoned with jealousy.
09.03.2026 15:20
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Positive review of THE BOATMAN
A gentle reminder that my new horror/fantasy/thriller THE BOATMAN is coming out in a month (April 7th), and is available for preorder now.
badhandbooks.com/purchasedire...
www.amazon.com/Boatman-Alex...
07.03.2026 20:59
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the monster perpendicularly flitted his tail forty feet into the air, and then sank out of sight like a tower swallowed up
09.03.2026 14:47
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A warning to writers: the time change may lead to grumpiness, typos, dangling participles, cardigans, caffeine poisoning, bleary eyes, adverbial flourish, reckless literary journal subscriptions, and the unfortunate use of the second person as a distancing technique.
09.03.2026 13:36
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Star Wars: Shadow of Maul #1, cover by Derrick Chew
#comics
Star Wars: Shadow of Maul #1 of 5
Written by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social
Art by Madibek Musabekov
From Marvel
Maul rarely disappoints in the comic book world. A exciting crime drama set in a gritty, neon drenched metropolis. Setting the foundations well for what’s to come. Really good!
07.03.2026 16:17
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Good mail day! New stickers from @thekylestarks.bsky.social, End Times from @benjaminpercy.bsky.social, and an early look at @danslott.bsky.social’s First Foes!
07.03.2026 18:21
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a man with a mustache wearing a maroon shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a maroon shirt looks at the camera
Reads headline about how age 47 is the most unhappy year….
Glances at the birthday approaching on the calendar…
07.03.2026 02:03
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I can't wait to tell you about ___NDA___, ___NDA____, and ____NDA____. Lots of insane stuff on the horizon in film, audio, and comics. Stay tuned.
06.03.2026 22:37
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Sometimes I see people with a Yeti sticker, and I’m like, “Hell yeah, brother!” and then I realize they’re just super loyal to a cooler company and not a cryptid.
06.03.2026 19:03
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You need to change your bio to "The Most Interesting Man Alive"
05.03.2026 16:34
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Pulp reduces cholesterol and improves digestion. Read Shadow of Maul #1. Your health depends on it.
04.03.2026 18:10
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Out today!
04.03.2026 15:57
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A crime noir story set in the Stars Wars universe, Shadow of Maul #1 releases today.
#starwars #marvelcomics #darthmaul #maul
04.03.2026 15:56
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A few (of many) rules for this Punisher era:
1) The sun never shines in Frank's New York. It's always overcast or night.
2) This takes place now, but it feels like the 70s/80s. Trash. Graffiti. Grit. Grime. Neon-lit. Steam-shrouded.
3) Frank has hair. Lots and lots of bestial hair.
04.03.2026 15:49
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I like to play this little game with myself after my annual physical. It’s called “I’m going to be healthier!” I always lose.
04.03.2026 00:39
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Extra, extra -- read all about it!
The issues from The End Times -- the monthly post-apocalyptic newspaper novel -- will be collected into an magazine-sized omnibus edition you can preorder here.
03.03.2026 20:16
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There is a scene — in an upcoming Punisher comic — that involves an NYC hot dog vendor. It is both terrifying and gross and hilarious and strangely…appetizing? Prepare yourself.
03.03.2026 18:12
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Our Story | Neighbors Helping Neighbors
From a simple ask to 1,800+ volunteers in less than two months. This is our story.
Learn more about Neighbors Helping Neighbors, the grassroots org that will receive $1 from each direct sale of THE END TIMES by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social with @stephenking.bsky.social. Whether it's with us or your own donation, help Minneapolis recover from ICE saturation.
nhn-tc.org/story
03.03.2026 15:39
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Pre-orders are now up for the collected omnibus edition of The End Times, the post-apocalyptic newspaper novel.
03.03.2026 14:57
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Firstborn child: <crams for the ACT and stresses about score>
Second-born child: “Eh, I’ll wing it.”
03.03.2026 13:22
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Unless you traveled to Mordor to cast the one ring -- the Ruling Ring, Isildur's Bane, the Precious -- into the fiery chasm from whence it came, nobody wants to hear about your "journey."
28.02.2026 19:48
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Weekend plans: sorted.
28.02.2026 15:45
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This March, get Maul-ed.
27.02.2026 20:47
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