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ContessaDark

@contessadark

Hello. Welcome! Now, about me: πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 🐲I write Fantasy!🐲(my characters don't die, they just wish they could) My love of cats is inverse to my love of people I'm an OR nurse. Great at parties! Describing necrotizing fasciitis is always a crowd-pleaser! 😁

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I am SO F*CKED, and I really couldn't argue it. πŸ˜‚
I broke hearts, minds and souls.
My approach to writing is: I don't kill characters, I just make them wish they were dead. So yeah ...

08.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

God bless this camera operator. Sometimes "petty" is the only power one has. πŸ˜…

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Happy International Women’s Day!
Happy International Women’s Day! YouTube video by Leroy and Leroy

youtube.com/shorts/FD_Wr...

08.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17315 πŸ” 5431 πŸ’¬ 454 πŸ“Œ 326
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three dogs are standing next to each other on the floor . ALT: three dogs are standing next to each other on the floor .

Dogs across the US today ...
OMG! Is it real ...yes?!

05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chevron ... you mean the only US company in (I mean, never left) Venezuela extracting that cheap, cheap oil?
Huh. πŸ€”

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*whispers*
"Is the guy with the pin on our side?"
"I don't know"
"How many does he have?"
"How many does he need?"
😬
😱 The Let's Put Out Summer Sh*t While it's Still Cold War has begun! 😱

05.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", Zack Snyder 2026 reimagining.

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander
Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander YouTube video by PopWillEatItselfVEVO

Since people seem to have the collective memory of goldfish, hows about a 30+ year old earworm to help?
youtu.be/76wSk1j02_4?...

05.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is totally Peter Gabrielle and Kate Bush "Don't Give Up" vibes! 😍

05.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly they are incompetent employees and should be fired immediately!

05.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm shocked they didn't check for proof of citizenship. Yet.
It'll be just another way to hurt US folks. "Give us your info so we can confirm your status."
*puts you on hold until you're killed by bomb or bullet*
"Hello? Oh well, Lady-with-vaguely-Mexican-name, Thnx for ur vote. God Bless 'Merica"

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Trump needs to be worrying about his offshored stolen Venezuelan oil πŸ’². Qatar is going to have some steep repair bills b/c of him & they have his account#. 😁
Poor Qatar, looks like that plane was a πŸ’© trade.
Imo, I think Putin pushed for this to up the value of Russian oil already at sea.

05.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If EVs were ever going to get a boost, it`s now. People are fed up of being over the oil barrel. Now there are so many more choices + a strong secondary EV market that EU & Canada will be happy to tap into just to take the stress-war of gas vs food off the table.
Kick Big Oil in the NUTS! Drive EV!

05.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess whose oil is coming back on the market ...
Not all the EU's nation states have sufficient oil reserves. If Saudi facilities keep getting hit, and Hormuz remains closed Putin's war chest is set for a nice boost.
F'ck Trump! Incompetent asswipe! Goddammit USA and your moron voters!

03.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’²Trail
Putin owns Trump ('80's+). Trump πŸ’– Putin. Putin suffers losses of warπŸ’²in oil sanctions. How to get sanctions lifted? Creste supply crisis!
🚫 Hormuz=nuke Ur
Gas up Trump, swear to do another "emails" in Nov.
"Blow up Iran, Donny.You be hero. USA πŸ₯° war."
Israel promises cheap oil to USA ♾️

01.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For every highschool girl he ever told to quit school because their only purpose was having babies ... I hope Kirk is cremated so he doesn't make the worms sick.

Stanzi's Satan is going to have a field day with this one.

10.09.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.

10.09.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 41454 πŸ” 10286 πŸ’¬ 1409 πŸ“Œ 628
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a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway . ALT: a man with a mohawk and black eye makeup is standing in a hallway .

Go ahead, laugh at the Etsy Witches now, bitches.

10.09.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pure joy!

31.08.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To be fair, Canada send him two every year. The question is maybe whether they will let him water the golf course with them...

30.08.2025 05:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's already on the move..

30.08.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh man… this is hysterical. Canada is giving Gavin Newsom a free plane? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£

30.08.2025 01:06 πŸ‘ 2611 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 72
Nail in Audible’s coffin
Nail in Audible’s coffin YouTube video by Daniel Greene

Another explainer on what Amazon and Audible are doing. It's nightmare fuel, folks! #writingcommunity #audible #writers #voicenarrators #A.I.narration
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BJI...

25.08.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Audible Strikes AGAIN! Slashing author royalties| underhanded payments
Audible Strikes AGAIN! Slashing author royalties| underhanded payments YouTube video by John at Falstaff Books

Please consider signing the petition launched by Robin Sullivan to stand against Audible cheating authors out of royalties. The video is a quick explainer and the link to the petition is in the description. #writingcommunity #writers #audiobooks #audible

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6y8...

25.08.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The World Underground - Episode 1 : China
The World Underground - Episode 1 : China YouTube video by The World Underground

Earlier this week was National Rock'n Roll Day, here's a documentary on Chinese indie #music I worked on as head translator, I can't believe it's been 10 years since its release. youtu.be/r4jhzXg9MuM?...

10.07.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Please share! Retweet!
The number's legit. I called it before posting. πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

22.06.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.06.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Carney needs to have a serious sit down with his cabinet. He might be too used to the C-suite of banks/investment firms where they pretty much keep their mouths shut until it's time for the annual shareholders meeting.
Sorry, Mr. PM, shareholder meetings are every day they step outside.

19.05.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Start with my Hoodoo witch in training, sirens in Savannah fantasy novel #booksky

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