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I didn't even get selected for the venire!

He very well might!

You’re famous!

Hi Brad! I hope you are able to enjoy a Vegetarian Bagel and iced coffee outside at CTB today on this unseasonably warm March day in Ithaca 🤩

who do you think we got it from? ;)

I LOL’d

Ok that’s funny.

I’ve only served once — as a law student!

Every two years, baby!

Ask @stevevladeck.bsky.social about his SDNY jury experience the summer before he started as a YLS 1L…

If I ever get through the check in line, maybe I will! 🥴

It’s true. Blame our children.

Also considered (feels oddly appropriate that this mug is broken, too)

I have jury duty today.

On the way to the courthouse, I swung by @stevevladeck.bsky.social’s office at Georgetown Law. Picking which prop from his office to bring to jury duty was really hard! I narrowed it down to these two.

Think I’ll get selected?!

You mean it’s weird when someone that chooses to follow you on a free website complains about your content? Seems totally normal to me.

Literally though 😭

And her 10-year-old sister. If this isn’t the most first born v second born moment ever idk what is…

(Yes my kids are in the row ahead of me on a flight. Follow along for more parenting tips. Although maybe don’t…see last post).

Ok but why is this what our 7-year-old is designing on Canva??

It’s infrequent

Well said 🤣

Our displeased 10-year-old after the Supreme Court’s evening news drop interrupted our post-dinner family hearts game:

“UGHH couldn’t dad have just been, like, an architect or something?!?!?”

lol great memory. She’s the one who had it. 🤣

She is awesome.

Yes. And my friend texted and was like “this is Sydney isn’t it?” and I PANICKED 🤣

Best teacher response ever to my panicked email preemptivley apologizing for our child

I realize that we are in a war right now and there are far more serious things going on in the world but this is the funniest school email I’ve received in my decade+ of parenting and I can’t stop laughing

We just got our oldest daughter’s Bat Mitzvah date and surely it must be a mistake since she was just born last week 😭😭😭😭😭

(Luckily it’s not until 2029 so I have a few years to pull myself together but STILL Y’ALL)

She’s a Bostonian so biased, I’d guess.

This is good

As I was saying 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah we've gone deep on this too. Mom upset Swayman didn't play today.