pancakes are just cake masquerading as a meal
you're eating cake, admit it
12.03.2026 17:40
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pancakes are just cake masquerading as a meal
you're eating cake, admit it
"whatever" he shrugged, putting fuck all effort into his pinned skeet...
:(
🫦
show-off 😂
so you're saying you've got a 3½ inch floppy?
one u-turn deserves another
sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die
I’m not a great skeeter, but at least I have cheese to console myself.
”The owls are not what they seem” 🖤
The owls are not what they seem. 🖤
gravy is the guacamole of the biscuit
Gram doesn't believe we are stardust nor golden.
🤞be safe
I’m a superhero.
No further questions.
even ur doodles are cute 🤩🥰
This year's International Women's Day with Anna Lapwood at the Royal Albert Hall was something else.
📸 Frances Marshall
yes i agree it *is* the best movie ever 🐁🤩✨
AI will soon accumulate all of human intelligence combined. I'm submitting mine on floppy disk.
you laughed, you cried, you clapped at "what do stars do"... it changed your life. i know, i know, no need to thank me
Katie Melua is like a mythical hybrid creature, somewhere between songbird and goddess.
Every time a world leader illegally targets civilians with missile strikes, we should take a melted child's toy from the wreckage & hang it on a chain around their neck. You should see it while they smile & give soundbites to camera, and they should bear (a fraction) of the weight of their choices
Collage featuring the upper half of a bird facing left looking right with dark blue and purple shimmering plumage
Bird collage by Lisa Morales, textile and mixed media artist #womensart
Olivia Rodrigo performing. She is flanked by dancers on each side, all of whom are resting their head and have an arm round the person in front.
How me, Olivia & our 12 cats would sleep at night:
jesus died for our cynthias
You could be surrounded by bugs in the dark. You don't know. They probably want to play games on your phone.
Operation Epic Goth.
😂😂
ty ☺️
(no, no chef)
