It’s yer da!

He has the Scientologist rictus grin

I just don’t want to deal with sharp pointy bits when I’m shovelling fork-fulls of it in my mouth. But granted I’m more Scotia than Nova Scotia so maybe I’m doing it wrong.

Is he finally pursuing his dream of becoming a professional Rod Stewart tribute act?

But if it’s like a side for chimichurri steak for example, absolutely needs to be the crispest crunchiest fries.

It’s situation dependent for me. Like, KFC’s soggy fries work great for smooshing in their gravy. Poutine as well, works better with softer fries.

What about exploiting my need to eat grapefruit?

That explains why we only ever find cave paintings in caves no one lives in anymore.

Screw Labour

They asked ChatGPT

(This is not to say that Bluesky is any better - this is a pretty niche place and younger generations aren’t on either of these sites at all - but good god, they’d be better off using Facebook as a barometer than Twitter at this point, at least for the right-leaning older demographic).

If you turn the Hot tap, Tom Branson comes out

If you turn the Cold tap, it's Lady Mary.

The two genders, Edwardian edition.

“AI? Heavens no, just a previous owner with no taste and an enthusiasm for DIY. Mind you don’t stub your toe on that third tile. And try not to touch anything electrical. I think he did all the wiring himself as well.”

Guests are going to think AI designed my taps or I got them off Temu, but I’m pretty sure this bathroom was installed long before either of them was a thing.

The floor tiles need repointed, half the light fittings don’t work, the extractor fan is broken, the radiator is rusty and leaking, there’s a big hole in the wall and a huge crack in the mirror, but the “Edwardian” taps might be the thing which finally drives me to get the bathroom remodelled.

A tap with the words “HOT” and “Edwardian” written on the top.

A tap with the words “COLD” and “Edwardian” written on the top.

I’ve lived in this house for almost 20 years and only this morning realised that the Edwardian-style taps in the bathroom have “Edwardian” written on them just in case you’re not sure what period the bathroom fittings were designed to replicate.

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Outside, where there is literal black rain falling from the sky? In the streets which have been turned into literal rivers of fire?

Yeah, no idea why people are staying indoors.

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People hear “no war but class war” and immediately think “working class vs middle class” and that terrifies them. But in reality there are only two classes - the ruling class, and everyone else. It’s an easily won war if we stop letting the ruling class subdivide us.

Completely Twitter-brained. Not even the average conservative voter is on that platform, and yet bsky.app/profile/adam...

I firmly believe that the problem with our politicians is that a) they’re all still on Twitter and b) they still think that it’s an accurate barometer of public opinion.

If you or someone you love is at risk of employer-enforced LLM brain rot, speak to your local neurodivergent community member for tips on passive non-compliance techniques today.

Neurodivergent people are going to take over the world because a) we’ve already developed the coping mechanisms to function while suffering the symptoms described in this article and b) our pathological demand avoidance will ensure we resist using LLMs while everyone else’s brains turn to mulch.

Great, really love how CEOs and managers are increasingly demanding the use of yet another thing that’s proven to destroy our mental health.

So does Obama do the Star Trek conventions now, or does Tim have another body double who stands in for him?

“Epic Fury’s Frontman” is synonymous with “Failed War Fall-guy” when this shit blows back in the administration’s face. Hegseth is out by the summer.

The Chinese EV auto industry is having a whip-round to send him a thank-you gift basket.

Trump’s woke agenda

Wait until you find out about them playing Oni with a trackball.

Everything about him screams disingenuous liar, in every interview and public appearance. It baffles me that journalists fawn over him in interviews.

Streeting is a duplicitous quizling piece of shit, that’s why.