Fun fact: You can disable AI results in google by adding the phrase "does trump have dementia" after your search query. So, like "can dogs eat turnips does trump have dementia" :-)
Hey algorithm.... please send me line artists / illustrators who publish coloring books. No AI crap. Actual human artists who draw things that I can buy and color. I'm the same name on Instagram, too, so you can also send them there! :-)
statler & waldorf, the elderly curmudgeon muppets
"did you hear they're gonna make transgender illegal?"
"yes, yes, it's terrible, terrible...but at least it'll solve the egg shortage!"
My favorites are the ones that realize they are scared to be in the woods alone without their gun collection.
It’s a healthy glow from all the beef tallow.
If you’re my real life friend and using Finch, add me as a friend, (friend code RL9WY2P6Y8). app.befinch.com/share/w8jX
My absolute FAVORITE was one time when @davethegame.bsky.social & I went to The Melting Pot, where they always ask "What are you celebrating today?" The lady at the table behind ours was celebrating "getting off her DUI charge."
I don’t want no scrub / a scrub is a biome defined by a lack of trees / usually a risk of fire / when the soil’s drier / known in French as ‘maquis’
This guy’s ears must be burning. Now they are talking about how he does something with the computer system.
The consensus among the other employees is that unless you do what Sean does, you don’t have a gambling problem.
Waiting on my van to get an oil change. So far, I have learned that someone named Sean/Shawn has a secret bank account and leaves his phone at work so he can go gamble without his wife knowing.
A black and tan cocker spaniel sits on a blue ottoman, blocking 3/4ths of a large TV screen on the wall behind him.
A black and tan cocker spaniel lounges on a blue sofa with a hand knit shawl draped over him. He is giving side eye at the camera.
Laszlo being Very Helpful with TV watching and knitting.
Good timing. My PA-C just moved to an out of network practice. DM me info?
Syrio graduated from scent games class. We had a superb owl themed search area today!
Screenshot from Twitter with added text: Bri posted: “who got STDs? I need you to fuck someone for me.” Kira replied: “calling an STD hit is absolutely insane” Added text to the image says: “Biological whore fare”
“Biological Whorefare” - Band or album?
Jadzia’s brother lives out there so maybe I could do a trip. :-)
I'm up for anywhere. With enough time to plan, I can figure out a way to get a cheap flight and somewhere to crash for a night or two.
Thanks! I do love your magpies <3
Artists I'm currently following bc I love their birds:
- @rosemary-jane.bsky.social (VA)
- @feralcatbox.bsky.social (NY)
More info...
Body part:
- Leg... probably side of my calf?
Size:
- anywhere from actual bird size to a little smaller
this is "agility bird" the mockingbird(s) that hang out in my back yard and steal dog treats while I'm teaching my students
Who does REALISTIC BIRD TATTOOS? :-)
Looking for someone:
- welcoming & friendly to ALL humans
- US or Canada (or visiting here!)
- available in the next year or two
I want:
- northern mockingbird
- open to ideas re: flying, perching, etc.
- pref color for background but open to all b/w
I am in the post-tattoo phase of OMG IT ITCHES SO BAD I AM GOING INSANE. Don't mind me while I just slap my arm repeatedly all day.
FIRST! I win, right?
(What I "win" right now is an ITCHY ARM. OMG so itchy.)
Got Jadzia and Laszlo added to my arm. Thanks @tattoosbytara.bsky.social ❤️
Yeah, for me it’s about the same level of pain as a tattoo. Different type but same on a 1-10 scale.
Danny is a sweet summer child. 😆
Pirate-themed auction - rasmus.com/auctions/Qc1...
Tattoo update: Continuing to rub the lotion on its skin. (No need to get the hose.) But it is very tempting to pick at it so this is quite the exercise in mindfulness and self-control.
You had to bring a friend with you... or worse, your mom.
Friends into cats & weird shit - check this out - www.etsy.com/listing/1569... - Cute but def spoopy. :-)
