Life needs more chaos.
*Couple approaches girl at the bar*
Hey we noticed your vibe and we just wanted to say. It's bad.
Life needs more chaos.
*Couple approaches girl at the bar*
Hey we noticed your vibe and we just wanted to say. It's bad.
I used to have a 2002 Spiderman physique. Now I look like I got bit by a radioactive divorced dad.
Pigeon eye
Shrimp hands
Can't lose
Kraven killed spider man in 1987.
Kraven killed the Sony-verse 2024.
#spiderman #kraven #sony
No God's.
No kings.
Only failed persuasion checks.
#dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder
A well groomed varmet looks different. A clean possum looks like a funky cat.
Buccee's is what happens if a gas station asks "what if God was blind." #buccees #comedy #standup #jokes
A wizard sits on the black leather couch visibly confused.
"No I won't take off my robe. I'm here for spells. What kind of spell casting couch is this?!
#dnd #castingcouch
Elon Musk threatening to buy Hasbro cuz it's "woke" is ridiculous. You know what else is woke? My car payment. Pay that off ya sensitive dork.
#elon #hasbro #dungeonsanddragons
Remember y'all, MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!
#KENDRICK
I just saw that someone got arrested for "mischief" and I now have a new goal.
#mischief #comedy #fae
Let's be friends!
My interests are
#Comedy
#MagictheGathering
#DND
#MonsteroftheWeek
#Beer
#notbeinganasshole
Just wrapped up season 1 of Monster Monster and what an amazing time. #dnd #monstermonster #ttrpg
Joined this week by the wonderful @mrjeberling and enjoying a #foggygeezer #beerreview #cheers #comedy
How to delete a skeet?