Life needs more chaos.

*Couple approaches girl at the bar*

Hey we noticed your vibe and we just wanted to say. It's bad.

I used to have a 2002 Spiderman physique. Now I look like I got bit by a radioactive divorced dad.

Pigeon eye
Shrimp hands
Can't lose

Kraven killed spider man in 1987.
Kraven killed the Sony-verse 2024.
#spiderman #kraven #sony

No God's.
No kings.
Only failed persuasion checks.

#dnd #ttrpg #pathfinder

A well groomed varmet looks different. A clean possum looks like a funky cat.

Buccee's is what happens if a gas station asks "what if God was blind." #buccees #comedy #standup #jokes

A wizard sits on the black leather couch visibly confused.
"No I won't take off my robe. I'm here for spells. What kind of spell casting couch is this?!

#dnd #castingcouch

Elon Musk threatening to buy Hasbro cuz it's "woke" is ridiculous. You know what else is woke? My car payment. Pay that off ya sensitive dork.

#elon #hasbro #dungeonsanddragons

Remember y'all, MUSTAAAAAAAAAAARD!

#KENDRICK

I just saw that someone got arrested for "mischief" and I now have a new goal.

#mischief #comedy #fae

Let's be friends!

My interests are
#Comedy
#MagictheGathering
#DND
#MonsteroftheWeek
#Beer
#notbeinganasshole

Just wrapped up season 1 of Monster Monster and what an amazing time. #dnd #monstermonster #ttrpg

Joined this week by the wonderful @mrjeberling and enjoying a #foggygeezer #beerreview #cheers #comedy

How to delete a skeet?