lillian melody

the last thing the olive jar in the fridge sees

eheheheh

i think at the very least, having intention and perspective about when you drink and why is really good. asking "am i drinking in a way that feels good" is a the center of so many things even without getting into a full drinking problem yk

ahh thank ya. there is a clavi setting on this thing and i'm sorely tempted to just use it in everything. a gentle HRNK

i have no idea what i'm doing and i'm sure my technique is butt, but that's what learning is for probably

If you are an author or editor at *ANY* level -- from beginner to jaded old veteran like me, click through to the article Todd's posting about, take 2 minutes, and email them to let them know you opt out. Will save us all time having to mount yet a 577th class-action suit down the road.

got a keyboard from a pal who didn’t have room for it and i have decided to learn how to play the piano

it turns out “right where it belongs” by NIN is real good for learning thumb pivoting because of all the ascending notes

hey, y'all. Still hunting for housing, planning on extended stays even in the best case scenarios, & could really use any help you got! Shares help me out. Even if you can't help, maybe someone in your circle can. My pinned post has all my work from 2025 and I'd be happy to write for you!

lilli takes a photo in profile, showing off her bright red mop of hair. i will admit here in the alt text that the when i got a haircut a few months ago, i had the thought “hey, look at the little orphan tranny.” i just needed to unburden that thought somewhere. thanks

fresh dye babyyy. thank you to @harmonwest.bsky.social for always makin it look real good

Pratt was named by Time as one of the 100 most influential people in the world in 2015, and appeared in Forbes' Celebrity 100 in 2016. Often regarded as a sex symbol, he received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2017. Since February 2020, Pratt has owned the production company Indivisible Productions; its first project, The Terminal List, made him one of the highest-paid television actors, earning $1.4 million per

sorry i’m going down the rabbit hole of pratt’s wikipedia and this is incredible. “uncited source about him being a sex symbol. did you know he was one of the highest-paid actors on television when he created a production company that paid him $1.4 million per episode of a show no one watched”

Big Draw Chris, the hollywood suits are calling him

yes. yes. i have stripped that plastic screw exactly once in my life and never again. you must get this specific enormous thing

“so do people specifically show up to see him in movies? they go oh, the new chris pratt movie is out, honey, let’s go see it?”
“webster’s dictionary defines blockbuster as—“

Christopher Michael Pratt (born June 21, 1979) is an American actor and film producer. His films as a leading actor have grossed over $14.1 billion worldwide, making him one of the highest-grossing film stars of all time. Pratt was one of the world's highest-paid actors annually from 2015 to 2017. Through starring in blockbuster franchises and big-budget films, he has established himself as one of Hollywood's most bankable

i enjoy the amount of cope in the opening of chris pratt’s wikipedia page

nothing about anything except how much money he makes, like “many are calling him the greatest revenue earner of his generation”

no u 💚

there is still time…to fuck. there’s the tagline

a porn parody called I SAW THE TV BLOW

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

have you checked out Songs of Faith and Devotion, because it’s basically “David Gahan does NOT need to go to rehab because he has LA and HEROIN now and he brought a gospel band to tell you to not to get uptight about it” like the seething resentment and despair on that album is simply fantastic

i will probably still apply it next time because the cultivation of ritual is important. it’s like hitting the crosswalk button an extra time as if it’ll do something

the lidocaine cream, it does nothing

lillian with a towel over her face and big terminator-ass sunglasses on the bed at the laser hair removal place. she’s giving a thumbs-up

round six finished!

just like canonically the best city

a very smart tactical retreat!! 💚

one of my mantras is "nothing is like anything forever" and it's getting a lot of use lately

appreciate you checking 💚💚

no yeah just uhhh reading the news yk

it doesn’t have to fucking be like this

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got up early to take cecil to a doctor’s appointment and the dunkin has not hit yet. suffering