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Photographer | More left than Dale Earnhardt Sr. running laps in Bristol. Raise Hell, y’all.

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Just enjoying a nice quiet night at the office.

15.03.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

America is a great place to visit and most Americans are very nice, outgoing people. However, if you are considering visiting the US from a foreign country right now, you have rocks in your head.

15.03.2026 01:02 👍 1326 🔁 272 💬 30 📌 6
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Wendell Carter Jr takes a shot to his testicles by Bam Adebayo

15.03.2026 01:03 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 2
14.03.2026 16:55 👍 1653 🔁 266 💬 9 📌 0

Oh hell yeah. That’s a new add to my Etsy.

15.03.2026 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can the mayor get a restraining order against Michael Powell of the Atlantic? Because this is starting to feel like an unhealthy obsession

14.03.2026 22:12 👍 1417 🔁 206 💬 30 📌 2

This is an incredibly stupid idea that will principally function to defund the welfare state and public schools.

14.03.2026 19:16 👍 581 🔁 97 💬 20 📌 3

This is practically criminal politics and finance from democrats especially in the wake of Trump’s tax cuts. It will inevitably require destroying social spending or raising taxes in the future due to the deficit. You can’t be both the low taxes party and the social spending party.

14.03.2026 21:36 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
Guy wearing a singlet that reads
MY WIFE IS PUERTO RICAN
NOTHING SCARES ME

Guy wearing a singlet that reads MY WIFE IS PUERTO RICAN NOTHING SCARES ME

14.03.2026 21:57 👍 91 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 2

new unpopular opinion meme just dropped

14.03.2026 21:12 👍 72 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
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14.03.2026 21:29 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A SKLETTON THINKIN ABOUT SOME THING ELSE AND IT SAYS " WHAT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION ITS NOT MY FAULT AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO " - FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS TOING TO TYPE HERE SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETTON THINKIN ABOUT SOME THING ELSE AND IT SAYS " WHAT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION ITS NOT MY FAULT AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO " - FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS TOING TO TYPE HERE SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

14.03.2026 21:07 👍 643 🔁 128 💬 0 📌 2
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It probably seemed so easy. Get me banned from Twitter and everybody will stop calling you a criminal.

Then two months later you and your wife are in 2.3K in the famous British tabloid like the hucksters you are.

14.03.2026 21:15 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Probably a bad sign for Ben Yoho that right-wing British tabloid is putting his wife under the bus in the same week that he got nailed by the right-wing Daily Wire.

14.03.2026 21:11 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
a cartoon:
Josh Naylor of Team Canada attempts to shake the hand of Team USA catcher Cal Raleigh

panel 2: Cal Raleigh, sad and pouting with beads of sweat, crashes out in a long monologue: "oh my god please no please don't the whole team all agreed that we’re not allowed to shake hands we give no quarter to the enemy forces on the field of battle we're like the TROOPS and you KNOW we’re like the troops because I TEXTED you that we’re doing the troops thing and this is frankly being a little disrespectful of the troops?"

a cartoon: Josh Naylor of Team Canada attempts to shake the hand of Team USA catcher Cal Raleigh panel 2: Cal Raleigh, sad and pouting with beads of sweat, crashes out in a long monologue: "oh my god please no please don't the whole team all agreed that we’re not allowed to shake hands we give no quarter to the enemy forces on the field of battle we're like the TROOPS and you KNOW we’re like the troops because I TEXTED you that we’re doing the troops thing and this is frankly being a little disrespectful of the troops?"

Cal Raleigh:

14.03.2026 17:50 👍 1090 🔁 203 💬 7 📌 13
Middle East crisis
• Middle East crisis live
Trump calls on UK, France, China and others to send ships to keep strait of Hormuz open

Middle East crisis • Middle East crisis live Trump calls on UK, France, China and others to send ships to keep strait of Hormuz open

Trump lecturing a visibly irritated Zelenskyy:

But you don't have the cards.

Trump lecturing a visibly irritated Zelenskyy: But you don't have the cards.

14.03.2026 20:16 👍 39 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Still wanting a burrito but have zero time for burrito.

14.03.2026 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when they declared they had restored free speech and ended federal censorship on Trump's very first day back?

Well, now they're openly bragging about all the journalists they got fired for saying the wrong thing and all the companies the federal government forced to make changes.

14.03.2026 19:55 👍 979 🔁 386 💬 27 📌 14

To put this in language that members of this administration can understand: Pete Hegseth is scared of a girl.

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14.03.2026 19:30 👍 95 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

thrilled things are turning out this way ... but it used to just be like this, and more, without surprise conference tournament results!

14.03.2026 19:36 👍 95 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

Can’t wait to watch him play against Thijs De Ridder

14.03.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my theme for this year is to destroy all of their probable deniability that they don’t know this shit sucks. I spent 80+ hours to produce a report they’ve all received to ensure they can’t claim they weren’t given a chance to know this shit sucks.

14.03.2026 18:50 👍 29 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

I genuinely do not understand the threat to the homeland

14.03.2026 18:57 👍 45 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 0
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Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the Arrows A new dime coin entering circulation in 2026 is sparking conversation after eagle-eyed Americans noticed a small but significant detail in its design

I had assumed the headline was a joke. But no.

people.com/new-dime-coi...

13.03.2026 23:31 👍 2776 🔁 1044 💬 223 📌 251

GO GATORS

14.03.2026 18:08 👍 195 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0

jesus the dork stink on these assholes

14.03.2026 15:41 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

What an absolutely joyless bunch and a sad way to squander the amazing joy and energy of the World Baseball Classic.

This team can piss up a rope, and are ample evidence that MLB players should be kept from participating in the Olympics. FOH with this vibe.

14.03.2026 16:55 👍 648 🔁 101 💬 15 📌 4
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

14.03.2026 17:10 👍 7078 🔁 1767 💬 69 📌 46