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Matthew Zanoni Müller

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Writer, educator. First Aid for Choking Victims (Malarkey books). Writing in Denver Quarterly, Cottonwood, Southeast Review, and others.

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My book is out today. It’s nothing short of a dream come true. I hope you’ll read it.
@malarkeybooks.bsky.social

03.03.2026 14:05 👍 23 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 8

Imagine if we sold 62 books a day every day.

08.03.2026 03:01 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Cover of Sean Ennis’s Hope and Wild Panic on a wooden bookcase.

Cover of Sean Ennis’s Hope and Wild Panic on a wooden bookcase.

Spine of Alex Miller’s White People on Vacation in and amongst other indie hits on a wooden bookshelf.

Spine of Alex Miller’s White People on Vacation in and amongst other indie hits on a wooden bookshelf.

Was at a conference in Portland, Oregon this week and trundled over to Powell’s books where I was pleased to see @malarkeybooks.bsky.social well represented with books by @alexmiller77.bsky.social and @seanennis.bsky.social. If you’re in town, grab yourself a copy!

08.03.2026 04:38 👍 12 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

28.02.2026 15:12 👍 7266 🔁 1356 💬 72 📌 25

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 👍 16439 🔁 5095 💬 128 📌 103

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 👍 26311 🔁 8895 💬 290 📌 333
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Malarkey Book Club — Malarkey

Updating the book club spreadsheet, adding some new names and addresses, happy to add yours. Get a year of book mail for pretty reasonable moneys. malarkeybooks.com/malarkey-boo...

28.02.2026 15:57 👍 11 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 1

That’s awesome.

28.02.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think you can just get access to the bookfair. And they have daily access or all conference access. Or that’s what I remember, anyway.

26.02.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Book marks with Malarkey Books written over a ton of books covers merged together

Book marks with Malarkey Books written over a ton of books covers merged together

AWP folks: the @malarkeybooks.bsky.social table is gonna be #506. Come say hi, buy some books, meet some authors, grab one of these bookmarks I printed that has instructions on how to sign up for the 2026 book club!

17.02.2026 20:06 👍 22 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 1
A picture of the special nitro porter bottle, a glass with the beer in it, a pen, the cover of my book, First Aid for Choking Victims, and the label for the beer, which has caricatures of people on it, along with a pink alligator.

A picture of the special nitro porter bottle, a glass with the beer in it, a pen, the cover of my book, First Aid for Choking Victims, and the label for the beer, which has caricatures of people on it, along with a pink alligator.

A picture of me, a bearded 41 year old, and my girlfriend’s hand holding a latte with a foam heart on it.

A picture of me, a bearded 41 year old, and my girlfriend’s hand holding a latte with a foam heart on it.

My table at the book fair, with a large foam board picture of my book cover, some stacks of my book, postcards and bookmarks with my cover art, which features little black house silhouettes stacked precariously on top of one another, and me holding my book up.

My table at the book fair, with a large foam board picture of my book cover, some stacks of my book, postcards and bookmarks with my cover art, which features little black house silhouettes stacked precariously on top of one another, and me holding my book up.

A picture of my book haul: Master of Starlight, by DW Ardern, Toolbox, by Steve Monterosso, Ancient Flame Trilogy, and a blind date with a book from Bookshares.

A picture of my book haul: Master of Starlight, by DW Ardern, Toolbox, by Steve Monterosso, Ancient Flame Trilogy, and a blind date with a book from Bookshares.

Had such a great time slinging books at Hot Plate Brewery’s 10x10 book fair this weekend. The day’s brew was a Chipotle Nitro Porter and I got to collect a fun horde of books. Plus, my new girlfriend came and was much better at talking about my book than I was. :)

@malarkeybooks.bsky.social

16.02.2026 20:56 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Dude, this story was awesome. Those last few lines were so great and how the sticker and the gunman and the woman from the car all came together at the end with the ping pong match, that was brilliant. Such a good read.

14.02.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Bookstore, in Lenox, MA!

11.02.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks!

10.02.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It feels like with the world on fire investing in artist and those fostering them is also a great thing to do if you can. If you need recommendations for some great small publishers I'd start with @stanchion.bsky.social and @malarkeybooks.bsky.social and then a million more.

09.02.2026 21:03 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
My book, First Aid for Choking Victims, on a bookstore shelf next to Herta Müller’s The Land of Green Plumbs. Joho Moyes and Otessa Moshfegh are hanging around too.

My book, First Aid for Choking Victims, on a bookstore shelf next to Herta Müller’s The Land of Green Plumbs. Joho Moyes and Otessa Moshfegh are hanging around too.

Always fun to see your book on a bookstore shelf, and the neighbors it finds. Just me and Herta hanging out.

@malarkeybooks.bsky.social

10.02.2026 04:17 👍 42 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
Picture of Still Alive by LJ Pemberton, alongside a margin with the book and author title, plus the Dublin Literary Award logo of three parapets. Still Alive was longlisted for the Dublin Literary Award in 2025 after being nominated by the DC Public Library System.

Picture of Still Alive by LJ Pemberton, alongside a margin with the book and author title, plus the Dublin Literary Award logo of three parapets. Still Alive was longlisted for the Dublin Literary Award in 2025 after being nominated by the DC Public Library System.

Happy Birthday, Still Alive!

Thank you, all you beautiful souls, who have helped this book find the right nightstand, book bag, and shelf to live in.

If you haven’t given the story of V a chance, get it today from @eveninghouse.bsky.social, @powells.bsky.social, or bookshop.org!

08.02.2026 14:21 👍 17 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1
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Bookstore — Malarkey You can order signed books through this website. Feel free to request a signature and a friendly note.

One day flash sale. Code FLASHY gets you 40% off anything we have at

malarkeybooks.com/store

08.02.2026 13:25 👍 14 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 3

Ain't no party like a hot tub party. Pithead Chapel published my story Public Relations Professionals Hot Tub Night in their new issue!

pitheadchapel.com/public-relat...

01.02.2026 16:39 👍 26 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 2

I’m on this.

01.02.2026 23:00 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Next year’s flowers are under all this snow.

26.01.2026 01:05 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Cover of my short story collection, First Aid for Choking Victims with a little write up that says, “Congratulations to Matthew Zanoni Müller, Class of 2003, on the 2025 publication of his first short story collection, First Aid for Choking Victims. In the book, Müller exposes the ugliest parts of ourselves by reflecting them back to us through his complex and emotionally nuanced characters. Forging into the deep intricacies of their inner lives, Müller excavates his characters’ worldviews in bracing detail. A hidden camcorder in a kid’s jacket, the secret dance of a jellyfish, a terrifying ball of static light. Rich in detail and sumptuous atmosphere, Müller evokes the small moments...”

Cover of my short story collection, First Aid for Choking Victims with a little write up that says, “Congratulations to Matthew Zanoni Müller, Class of 2003, on the 2025 publication of his first short story collection, First Aid for Choking Victims. In the book, Müller exposes the ugliest parts of ourselves by reflecting them back to us through his complex and emotionally nuanced characters. Forging into the deep intricacies of their inner lives, Müller excavates his characters’ worldviews in bracing detail. A hidden camcorder in a kid’s jacket, the secret dance of a jellyfish, a terrifying ball of static light. Rich in detail and sumptuous atmosphere, Müller evokes the small moments...”

My high school Alma Mater did a little write up on my book in their newsletter. Nice of them to spread the word. Just saying that my book makes excellent snow day reading if you feel like being in your feelings.

26.01.2026 00:46 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Gay books are under attack and small presses are supporting tgem. There's only one way to keep literature faggy

20.01.2026 00:37 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

20% off everything until the end of the month with code FAITH at checkout

malarkeybooks.com/store

18.01.2026 15:00 👍 18 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1

Pre-orders for my @stanchion.bsky.social collection are open & I am SO EXCITED 👇👇👇

11.12.2025 16:56 👍 49 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 3

Happy pub day to Chloe!!!!

15.01.2026 16:34 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

So cool!

13.01.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yesss a version without music. The new greatest video on the whole Internet

10.01.2026 01:13 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful books deserve beautiful covers

10.01.2026 00:35 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
There was that time you went blind driving on 85. 
I grabbed the wheel, we coasted down the offramp 
to one of those anonymous office centers—it was 
Saturday, so it was just us and the blackness 
that swallowed your vision. "What's happening?" I asked. 
But you said to wait. You described stars bursting, 
light crumbling the dark's edges. And just as suddenly 
you could see again. I asked if I should drive
but you said you were fine, you drove us back 
to our Bronx apartment with its cornflower 
blue bedroom walls, its raspberry entryway,
our neighbor Two Feathers and his 2am drum circles. 
Thirteen years later I reminded you about this 
and you gave me this look. You said you didn't 
remember. The parking lot, its sad dogwoods, 
its disintegrating black top--I described it, and you shook
your head. For years I thought of the buttered bread 
I might have needed to place into your palm, 
the different ways to say "red" so you wouldn't
miss an inch of autumn, a slice of velvet cake. 
The darkness that happened to you once, briefly,
it happened to me for years. That blackness—
you dropped it—I picked it up for you, I polished it,
tucked it like a passport into my nightstand drawer.
All this time, I kept it safe. This is how 
I love you. I will wipe the shadows from your brow.
I will fold them into our dictionary's pages 
between "ember" and "embrace."

There was that time you went blind driving on 85. I grabbed the wheel, we coasted down the offramp to one of those anonymous office centers—it was Saturday, so it was just us and the blackness that swallowed your vision. "What's happening?" I asked. But you said to wait. You described stars bursting, light crumbling the dark's edges. And just as suddenly you could see again. I asked if I should drive but you said you were fine, you drove us back to our Bronx apartment with its cornflower blue bedroom walls, its raspberry entryway, our neighbor Two Feathers and his 2am drum circles. Thirteen years later I reminded you about this and you gave me this look. You said you didn't remember. The parking lot, its sad dogwoods, its disintegrating black top--I described it, and you shook your head. For years I thought of the buttered bread I might have needed to place into your palm, the different ways to say "red" so you wouldn't miss an inch of autumn, a slice of velvet cake. The darkness that happened to you once, briefly, it happened to me for years. That blackness— you dropped it—I picked it up for you, I polished it, tucked it like a passport into my nightstand drawer. All this time, I kept it safe. This is how I love you. I will wipe the shadows from your brow. I will fold them into our dictionary's pages between "ember" and "embrace."

This is how / I love you.

Todd Dillard (@toddedillard.bsky.social) in @stanchion.bsky.social

03.01.2026 13:31 👍 38 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0