Dumped my morels out onto my cutting board and they made this strange formation. 🧐

Just thought I'd share. 🥰

First publication 10. How to be polite and show respect * In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed.

I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash

Has my mind been forever poisoned by the Internet, or does this cover photo selection bring to mind a certain infamous shock image?

Image contains two edited frames from American TV show, "The Office". In the original image, the top frame shows two identical photographs and is captioned "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture"; the bottom image shows Pam speaking, "They're the same picture". In the edited image, the photographs in the top frame have been replaced with text boxes; one of them says "transgenic mice" and the other "transgender mice". In the bottom frame, Pam has been photoshopped to be wearing a red hat saying "Make America Great Again"; Pam is saying in this image, "I can't fuckin read lol".

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

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Finally bit the bullet and uninstalled Facebook.

It was time.

They were doing what, now?

Screenshot of a text message conversation. A message is received from an unknown number saying "Hello, if you are not busy at work, please text me back". A response to this message is sent with a timestamp of Saturday at 6:58pm saying, "I'm sorry, I don't recognize this number. Who is this?" The original sender responds with a timestamp of Yesterday at 10:07am, "I'm not sure if entered the wrong number. Are you Kelly?" A picture response to this message is sent with a timestamp of Yesterday at 1:30pm. Picture is of a Chevrolet pickup truck stopped in the traffic lane of a roadway. A man stands to the left of the pickup. Below the man stands a creature with the legs of a person and the wings and head of a moth. This creature has a comically large ass.