NIGHTMARE
11.03.2026 01:32
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NIGHTMARE
If you need me, send up a flare
I am on a giant email thread where someone forgot to BCC and a million people are replying all. How do I unsubscribe.
Oh hullo
Wearing shoes that make me about 2 in taller. Can’t tell me shit today, about to be an absolute menace.
You def have photos with the non-sentient attendees! I was going to get one of you and Clark but there was a much better angle of that being set up
In the vows, please
You real ones celebrate us 24/7 365 days a year. We just need the rest of those fuckers to catch the fuck up.🤘🏽
(Much love to all you baddies in that first category)
It will only improve the final result AND the process, right?
I am living vicariously through you
It’s International Women's Day. What was the last horror movie you saw that was directed by a woman of color? What was the last horror podcast you listened to hosted by WOC?
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But please let me change it for you on the next one
It’s International Women’s Day! I don’t need to leave the masthead of Fango to celebrate amazing international women! Our co-publisher lives in Ireland! Our Senior Editor is in Germany! Our News Editor is in the UK! I’m certain I’ve hired various Canadians to write for us! Hooray!
I had my camera out to ask someone to snap a pic of us…. I got zero pics of us. But this is a good birthday party photo.
Had a pretty severe spider incident in our home yesterday morning and I had to leave the gf to deal with it. Spider crawled all over me then vanished (luckily I did not see). I’m hoping it scuttled outside and is not just lurking and watching… waiting.
The neighborhood has partially (mostly) lost power, as in everyone has a light or two that works while the rest are out and there are some homes with wildly flickering lights like a Poltergeist rave.
This is just like that I Love LA episode where the homoerotic friend group texts the group chat every time one of them thinks about jerking off. But this one’s $30 and probs meaner about it.
Eventually I will have to make my own clothing line purely because I get the most *specific* outfit ideas in mind for an event and it is impossible to find the pieces to bring the look to life. A brand born out of absolute frustration.
I feel like I could outrun em all.
But in hand to hand combat, maybe I’ll go with the Brothers and I somehow trick them into just letting me join the band. See, none of my plans actually involve me winning the physical fight. 😂
The latter option definitely sounds more entertaining as a spectator.
Wow. 10/10 no notes.
Wise. Maybe.
Would you rather have to fight Blues Traveler or The Blues Brothers?
Excited to kick off a new LGBTQ+ cultural series at the Commonwealth Club with “Peaches Christ: Eat the Rich” on Friday, March 13 at 6pm. Expect drag, punk spirit, and some provocative conversation about power, wealth, and whether billionaires should even exist. Join us!
www.ebar.com/story/163829
There are songs I can filter out as sort of white noise in the background when necessary. “All Star” is not one of them. It demands your attention and energy and it is impossible to ignore.
Impossible, I say!
Oh my goodness 😭😭😭
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AwoooOooOooOoO
Now that’s a mooooon! 😍
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GO LOOK AT THE MOON 😍