Iran would bomb Florida, Trump would bomb California.
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Iran would bomb Florida, Trump would bomb California.
PAPER PLANET: “While Trump gutted food stamps for the poor and disabled, Hegseth ran up the largest single-month bill in history… $93.4 Billion in September… $6.9 million on lobster tails… they told you there’s no money for health care, there’s plenty.”
US military ‘not ready’ to escort oil ships through Hormuz, official says
US military ‘not ready’ to escort oil ships through Hormuz, official says https://aje.news/82et69
First of all, we have to assume now that they are lying about even “dozens.” Second, this is like re-establishing the eastern direction of the sunrise. Mass voter fraud doesn’t exist in 🇺🇸, & anyone who lies that it does should be shunned from polite society & no longer taken seriously in the media.
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This is why we should make minimal competence a requirement in a candidate for President. I don’t care what bad vibes someone got from Kamala Harris; neither she nor any other minimally competent person would have done this.
Post Conversation Jim Cramer @jimcramer If the infrastructure is not taken out and the money is not taken away why should Iran come to the peace table. They are taunting us with $200 oil. They do not have the cards; our military must be unleashed. Time to do what we did to Hanoi...to get them to the table Readers added context they thought people might want to know The US lost the Vietnam war and had to withdraw en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_W… Do you find this helpful? Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more. 11:18 AM · Mar 12, 2026 · 1.3M Views https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2032113911089005003
absolute cinema
An oil tanker, stopping before the Strait of Hormuz to unload its cargo onto a giant oil carrying donkey which transports the oil across land to another oil, tanker, bypassing the Strait of Hormuz entirely
Can this be a solution?
the way it seems right now, irans goal is to destroy our economy and our goal is to provide footage for dank memes the administration can post so edgelords will think theyre cool
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
Can this be a solution?
We literally killed Iran’s leader
im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality
Every one of our tech overlords has their own variant of psychosis. Karp's brain is a 5-pound bag of cooked spaghetti with a bunch of lit firecrackers in it.
Turning the world over to madmen. That is what is happening. Madmen.
What a joke. FBI agents are not street brawlers. They interview witnesses, uncover documents, analyze intelligence, and testify in court, usually while wearing a suit and tie. Just one more frolic for Kash at taxpayer expense.
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Sodomizing a Palestinian prisoner with a knife on camera is apparently legal in Israel
It may cost YOU more money, but oil companies get rich so “overall” it’s good news. The Trump regime, folks! 🙃
"He was vaguely saying things like, 'Really, I can help you out. I can do things for you. ...If you could, you know, give me the names of protest organizers, maybe I can help you out.'" Inside an ICE effort to generate snitches.
Watch this clip.
Professors will recognize this kid as the student who didn't do the reading but still has very strong opinions about how it's all "bullshit," except this time he's not the callow student who's going to fail your course, he's the reviewer who's going to cancel your grant.
You don't fucking say.
"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids."
That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.
it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"
“Was he shoved into lockers too often or not frequently enough?” remains the fundamental question of our times.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers. Quote Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville · 4h The enemy is inside the gates. x.com/EndWokeness/st… 12:50 PM · Mar 12, 2026 · 82.6K Views
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Wow! It's been a long-time favorite movie since I randomly watched it on 80s cable TV in 7th grade in the middle of the nightby myself. It just gets better and better.
Right? Such a wonderful anomaly...
Surrender Dorothy story...
I still crack up thinking about Rosanna Arquette's "Surrender Dorothy", and then the look on Griffin Dunne's face, realizing for the first time this might be a mistake.
What a shocking story, great local news coverage, and inspiring work all around. This is what it looks like when people (and lawyers) fight back for a more just society. lataco.com/ice-rams-veh...
Every once in a while, I throw research queries into AI to test it against what I know. It fabricated a quote and attributed it to a DEA official in Colorado. When I called it out, it apologized for the "imprecision." I pushed back again and this was the response. Wild.
