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lol I was going to ask her her husband was your tour guide

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

I just created a new JIRA project and there’s an option to set the avatar as a hotdog. I wonder how long it would take my manager to notice.

Wife and I basically wrote the same thing in each other’s valentine’s cards lol

My wife was really upset that the bushes weren’t dancers lol

hot: bad bunny
not: 800 fucking AI commercials

Super excited about all the Rotel dip I’m about to eat.

The 12 year old turns 13 today. We officially have a teenager in the house 😳

It’s icky how much our leadership pushes AI.

I forgot that this weekend is the Waste Management open and booked reservations at a restaurant in Kierland for our early Valentine’s dinner. Whoops lol

I’ve been using this small insulated bag from Trader Joe’s.

Luna loves to people watch too. Sometimes I wonder if he’s annoyed that I moved him from downtown to the burbs with less people watching opportunities lol

I started this book last night and it’s so good that I also bought the audio book so that I can listen while I work.

I keep mine pretty minimal because I technically don’t have an assigned desk, but a manager for a team with assigned seating told me I could have a desk in his section lol.

Wedding photo, Auburn magnet, and a small toy my wife won for me at an arcade.

I have the opposite problem. I’m too tall for the ones we have in the office and the seat depth isn’t adjustable. I can fit my entire hand with room to spare between the end of the seat and my knees lol

Unpopular office opinion but I really don’t like the Herman Miller Aeron. The office I’m working out of today switched to them since I was last here and I’m not a fan.

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

“Renee was one of the kindest people I’ve ever known,” she said. “She was extremely compassionate. She’s taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being.”

The woman killed by ICE was Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old who was the mother of a 4-year old child whose father already died a few years ago.

The Star Tribune talked to her mother. www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...

“abolish ICE” was always the correct position

At least I’m working from home today. Going into the office tomorrow is going to suuuuck.

I’m on the struggle bus this morning. I just want to go back to sleep.

Alabama and Georgia lost.

2026 baby.

Happy New Year 🥂

Sprinkles Cupcakes is closing?!?

Second all of those plus Hacks.

Officially on PTO for the rest of the year 🎉

Wife bought me a portrait of Luna for my birthday 😹

Ugh yeah you dodged a bullet there.

lol imagine needing ChatGPT to write a text message. The thumbs up with special effects was 100% the way to go 😂