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ew wtf...

"people are injecting unregulated chinese peptides they got from online grey markets for unverified beauty effects" boring, risky, will probably melt your brain. at least when we were buying chinese research chemicals online, which were risky and i am sure also melted your brain, they got you high

“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today

i'm sick :( i guess i ate something weird. i wish ross was here to take care of me, he always takes such good care of me

permabanned from reddit lol. all 3 strikes being for deserved clapbacks... so if someone insults you on every post you make, that's not harassment. but if you tell them to fuck themselves, apparently that's a threat & bannable. not sure when the moderation got so overzealous but the site is unusable

Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666 joe rogan is gonna get trans people killed X.com No Jumper O @nojumper. 4d Joe Rogan says to Steve O that trans people killed more people than ICE this year. Watch again 11:11 AM • 3/6/26 • 89K Views 118 L> 290 Relevant v 7.3K 130 View quotes >

Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666 X.com my bands have never used and would never use such a tired basic bitch subject like "mutilating mentally ill children" as lyrical content. we've only ever written about eating perfectly healthy white christian babies A Bathshiba Pipsqueak III © @re...• 2d Mutilating mentally ill children might be a good lyrical subject for your death metal band, but nothing more than that. Please practice critical thinking. 10:29 AM • 3/8/26 • 4.4K Views 1 7 6 171 1 个

Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666 X.com people being true to themselves and not conforming to roles forced onto them by society is as metal as it gets. Bathshiba Pipsqueak III @ @rea.... 1d Even if you haven't written about the gruesome Frankenstein horrors of transgenderism, why do you support it? It's not metal, it's not intelligent, it's not manly; it is the least rock 'n' roll thing anyone could do, like promoting Covid face mas... 7:11 PM • 3/8/26 • 16K Views 12 L7 42 Relevant v 792 贝 20

i know you guys are probably sick of me posting about ross every day lol, but i miss him so much. im proud that he + his bands take political stances, on stage and online. not super common in metal, especially in older bands... & still do it despite pushback they get from idiots for being ""woke""

i feel better already, just shouldn't have eaten on an empty stomach

i ate a bunch of metamucil on an empty stomach and just vomited all of it... some of the thick chunks even came out of my nose!! now i have orange flavored nasal drip

i've been meaning to read this. maybe when work calms down, it's been crazy

a box of my melody dolls "everywhere i go im reminded of her"

i miss my vintage malewife😭

oh yes i would like to try waffle house. growing up in the northeast i've had ihop but it sucks

ALT:

i very briefly dated a hot guy my friends gave me as an 18th bday gift. he got mad at me for not caring about socializing w / impressing his idiot frat bros. that bc he's the frat leader, i was "the alpha female" and should act it. it gave me a glimpse at what normie straight women have to deal with

i mean a high ratio would be indicative of having a muscular ass. which is meaningful

no haha, english is my 4th language. i was born in brazil

i'm not a native speaker but even though english has rules they have too many exceptions to be useful. plus depending on regional accent people say stuff differently. so it doesn't often matter much unless someone is being a dick

DIE

lol i get the idea

is hooters (or twin peaks or any "breastaurant") an american experience that should be on my list*, or is it not enjoyable?

*list of american activities to do for the first time. previous ones: monster truck rally, gay rodeo, strip club (it was a vegan strip club. in portland ofc), white castle

Gray t shirt with Garfield who has comically oversized feet. The text reads I heart emoji feet

Bootleg Garfield "I Love Feet" shirt, size L. Still fits me but I don't actually like feet so owning this feels like stolen valor, but it is very funny. $8+ shipping

i love these leather gauntlets!! i originally got them to cosplay her many years ago :)

me in baroness cosplay licking a destro figure

me in baroness cosplay holding the the catsuit's zipper

i'm feeling generous tonight. sfw cheesecake pics from when i first cosplayed the baroness from gi joe

lmaoooo... if you do reply at all my favorite is just a simple "lol" and don't clarify or send anything else no matter what they reply

rare jizz during the first flirt, might be a new record for premature ejaculation

bars omg

i remember i replied and gently called him out like "uh, so.. this isn't bossa nova" and he admitted he didn't know what bossa nova was but wanted to impress me 😭... personally i've never done this to someone!!! can't imagine it works well. surely if this is their hobby they will notice u are faking

okay but the actual funniest instance of this happening to me: when i was a teen a boy who had a crush on me found out i played guitar / studying bossa nova and he said "oh yeah i love bossa :)" and unironically sent me a link to the star wars cantina scene

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right it just creates a weird dynamic and feel performative... of course i want my friends to appreciate and respect me but in a real way

it's not just men tbh (i actually had 3 different dykes in mind when i made this post lmao) but men do this more of course. it pisses me off when people pretend to like something you like to endear themselves to you. it feels creepy and is insincere

hate when normies flirt by talking to you about metal when they don't know shit & say stuff like "yeah i like metal :) just not the ones where they scream haha that's not music" leave me alone you plebeian. men do this to women for any hobby of theirs tbh and it's excruciating