Gingy the Ginger Queen

i hate when i try to impress someone who's hot by looking cool, calm and collected but then i start choking on Skittles

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

Why no I won’t accept a penny for my thoughts…

If I decide to follow you back on IG and the first things you do is DM me and then like a bunch of photos of me and then photos of my kid.. yeah you are getting blocked..

Speaking truths 🤣🤣

I want his life

Problem: We are having pizza later. I want pizza now.

Missed you too 🥰

You are like a popular song on repeat…

Good the first few times…

How much clearer do I need to be???

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t watch football.

Single parenting is insane..

Just when you think you’ve got your ducks corralled, you trip, knock open the gate and they are out of control..

Again..

i was a stellar wingman for a friend in 2001 does that mean i saved a game can i restart there

This is the most Monday Monday I’ve had in awhile.

Focusing ability today..

Squirrel…

Dear Bluesky,
Users need to 2 things from you.
1) a drafts folder
2) the ability to lock an account

Thank you for ignoring this post

A gray cat and a white cat look up into the face of a person wearing a pair of slippers in the shapes of a gray cat and a white cat.

“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”

Got added to and then removed from a starter pack today. Mom?

A box with Fiona from Shrek on it. The box is a retail box and inside is a silicone version of Fiona’s bottom front which can be used to play hide and seek with Shreks bottom front

Whats the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your Shrekkussy…

Pretty sure I just got blocked for a Star Trek take, which is just good old classic internet instead of deranged politics internet

Coffee is not just a love language, it’s an everyday regularly used language.

Wednesday is nothing more than a speed bump on our way to Friday.

So 19 started classes on Monday. So far College is treating her well..

Meanwhile I’m just over here pretending she’ll be back in a day or two..

you used to like me on the timeline

Had a throat swab today and the nurse said I took it like a pro. Told her I’ve been training since the backseat of a 1999 Chevy Cavalier Z24.

Hard block...soft block...what we need is tender block, where I lovingly hold you in my arms, look deep into your eyes, and then whisper into your ear that I never want hear anything you say ever again because you replied to my post with annoying nonsense and I just can't today.

Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.

Me: No.

Reminding myself to keep My Claws in my Paws today… (I have to remind my cats a lot)

🤷🏼‍♀️

Does anyone actually make tacos without putting too much stuff in them??