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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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YURIIII similiar thing happend to me once with my fiance btw lol

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I dont think my friends would care, i want my pain to stop

I want to end it.

I think i dont want to get better.

I should stop watching all my media, tbh.

I dont like being myself, everyone hates that.

Im just trying to be a better person, but I cant be a good person, ill never improve tbh.

I dont think anyone will care if I'm gone

Im sorry to everyone.

I dont feel okay

No one would like me anyway

My own girlfriend probably secretly hates me

Im worse than hitler

I accept it now, im going to be put in a concentration camp and murdered, why couldn't I have been born normal, I didn't chose this life, I didn't chose anything, I cant take my major in college, I'm never going to be worth anything, the government doesn't want me to exist, maybe I shouldn't

I don't want to complete college, im not happy anymore, I dont think I can do it, I can't do anything, I judt cant do it anymore, I hate everything, im mentally ill and no one cares. I'm going to be put in a fucking camp by this administration and murdered for being Trans, I know I am, I know I am

Im a manipulator piece of shit, im sorry

I could die and I dont really think anyone would care very much, they can move on

Im really tne back up friend when everyone else is busy, I knkw im not a good friend I know I'm not good to hang out with, im not a fun person

Not even my girlfriend reads this, why do I try

I know no one reads my posts, and it's fine, im not important, I know im begging for attention, im sorry everyone, im sorry

Im sorry everyone