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Well, adieu, everyone. I must gather my booklongings.

11.03.2026 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OK, Kris, now for something more important. Now you can finally pay off your family debt. How to Draw Dragons is 2583 days overdue. However, Kris. I am a benevolent volunteer assistant. If you turn it in this week, I'll reduce your fine to... A mere $64.23! Consider it, Kris!

11.03.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For example, if anyone had a 4x4 Puzzle Cube...

11.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SUSIE: Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+?

BERDLY: Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm.... And now, it won't... wake, up.... But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow!

11.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOELLE: Here. I'll carry your books for you, Berdly.

BERDLY: Ah, Noelle... You're... always helping me. Thank you.

11.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BERDLY: Guess we all... made a pretty sweet team in the end.

QUEEN: No We Freaking Didn't?

11.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to be a forgettable little bluebird. No one even remembered my name.

11.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BERDLY: Queen!! My splendid Queen!! Where are you!!

QUEEN: Oh No Don't Let Him Find Me

11.03.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Eureka!" Is what I will say. Now go.

10.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha! Go ahead, "bump" me, bumpbarians! I'll show you "bumper cars" is a game of INTELLECT, not skill!

10.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's... why I wanted to make a new world. For us. A world where we'll ALWAYS be number 1 and number 2!!! But... I was so wrapped up in that, I got tricked by Queen. And now... Noelle is going to suffer because of it.

10.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SUSIE: What the hell are you saying?

BERDLY: (How about a kiss, for luck?)

SUSIE: Stop mumbling!

BERDLY: (A kiss for me, to change RNG?)

10.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh, Kris and Susie. My two least, not hated... most, people. Oh no, exclamation point semicolon!; Noelle is busy! Today!

10.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SUSIE: Heh, why're YOU here? Withdrawal from getting a B+?

BERDLY: Just a little CHECKUP, Susan. I slept on my arm.... And now, it won't... wake, up.... But no trouble! I'll still be at the festival tomorrow!

10.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmph. Well I'll be ahead. Don't be LATE!!!

10.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BERDLY: And the key to that? Is US. Noelle and I. Our power... The "Light Nerd's" power...

RALSEI: You mean... "Lightners?"

BERDLY: Um, NO. Queen said "Light Nerds."

10.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

N... Noelle? Noelle, it's me, don't you recognize me!?

10.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BERDLY: You... you said I could trust you!! You said you were a GAMER!!!

QUEEN: Berdly I Only Play Mobile Games

BERDLY: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

10.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kris, I get why you're getting in my way! You're jealous, aren't you!?

10.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By the way, prankers. Once I become admin you will be hit not with the ban hammer, but the BANBERD, a halberd for BANNING people... savor your last moments now.

10.03.2026 12:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another epic post holidaygirl1225. Can I be mod? This blog definately needs more posts, and possibly better ones.

10.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's understandable. But, I... I have to tell you I... I really value your friendship, OK? So I... I... felt I had to pretend to reciprocate those feelings...

10.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kris!! Susie!! Behold!! The ULTIMATE Group Project!!

10.03.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BERDLY: Hmph. Guess I'll join too. ... but only for this room!

SUSIE: (NO ONE WAS ASKING!)

10.03.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noelle! There you are! Just in time! We can both go back to Queen and --

...

Noelle?

10.03.2026 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fortunately the prank caller helped me get it back and now we are playing together.

If anyone else wants to play I'm putting the details of our server below:

[REMOVED BY MOD]

10.03.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BERDLY: You... you said I could trust you!! You said you were a GAMER!!!

QUEEN: Berdly I Only Play Mobile Games

BERDLY: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

10.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, I thought I saw you in a used game store, and... H-huh!? What are you doing!?

10.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh, dear Susan. So enigmatic in her ways. But I can read her heart, Kris. Like a health meter. And it's beeping... for love.

10.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kris! You survived Susie! I was getting worried!

10.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0