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Yes!

And the explanation for this phenomenon is:

It truly is the best joke ever

06.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given that the Kraken crypto exchange has introduced their Venmo style app Krak, I wanted to throw out MY referral code where EACH of us get $10

So, even if I don't know you, we can each give each other $10 :)

Basically, I want your $10, and you can take mine

Here's my referral code: t8hk2g37

31.07.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Prince - Creep live at Coachella April 26, 2008 (High Quality)
Prince - Creep live at Coachella April 26, 2008 (High Quality) YouTube video by dead musicians

I should just change my name to "Late to the Party" because I also didn't know that THIS ever happened!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uu5...

12.05.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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noiserpuss Solo works from Nathan DeYonker, Currently with Nonconnah (https://nonconnahordeath.bandcamp.com/) Formerly of Action Tiger, Reading, Big Gray, Sarah Reddington, Raised by Tigers, Warren Jackson Hear...

NO!!

Neither did *ANY* of these other ones!

noiserpuss.bandcamp.com

12.05.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ol' Chuck E got it right!

Now...if a friggin mascot mouse can figure it out, what's that say about the rest in the world that can't?

12.05.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, shit! If Trump's own DOJ says it's "totally legal, bro!" then I guess it must be!!

And, re: bugging, etc

The Qatari don't need to bug it. He'll just tell them everything and anything that they want to know, regardless.

Why waste the money on technology when they've got his big ass mouth?

11.05.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

OK, so... admittedly, I was late to the party on Big Thief. Better late than never, right?

And now... Sharon Van Etten!!!

Wow! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!! And WOW!!

11.05.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nope.

Because "that(would)...almost makes him smart"

09.05.2025 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Precisely

09.05.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"everything is a good thing!"

Said the man who is having a very hard time digging himself out of the hole he put all of us in.

09.05.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.05.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's obvious that dude never watched season 2 of The Wire

09.05.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a gun against a wall with the words `` nailed it '' written on the bottom . ALT: a woman is holding a gun against a wall with the words `` nailed it '' written on the bottom .
09.05.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C. Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the Republican-led Congress.

Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Hail Mary
Full of grace
Pray for us sinners
Now
And til the hour of our death

We are so fucked....

09.05.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone on MacOS recently had ALL websites switched from "dark mode" to "light mode" without prompting?

Mine all seemingly switched on their own last week...

09.04.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why comedy legend, Mitch Hedberg, is globally recognized.
Why comedy legend, Mitch Hedberg, is globally recognized. YouTube video by Kevin Nealon

youtube.com/watch?v=lTon...

A side of Mitch Hedberg I've never seen.

Enjoy!

22.03.2025 06:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a flight to Japan on April 5. Praying for an on-time delivery so I can read it on my 10hr flight...

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21.03.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

21.03.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
theonion.com/egg-companie...

13.03.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 13339 πŸ” 1767 πŸ’¬ 244 πŸ“Œ 126

Pre-order this book
Read it
Read all of her Substack
Read Sarah's other books

Be blown away.

21.03.2025 17:26 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sad situation, but couldn't this have been avoided by anyone who owned an Apple IIe back in the day?

www.unmc.edu/healthsecuri...

05.03.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Say more! I don't know what that is!

20.02.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sotomayor’s dissent in Trump v. United States: β€œLet the President violate the law, let him exploit the trappings of his office for personal gain, let him use his official power for evil ends. Because if he knew that he may one day face liability for breaking the law, he might not be as bold and fearless as we would like him to be. That is the majority’s message today.

Even if these nightmare scenarios never play out, and I pray they never do, the damage has been done. The relationship between the President and the people he serves has shifted irrevocably. In every use of official power, the President is now a king above the law.”

Sotomayor’s dissent in Trump v. United States: β€œLet the President violate the law, let him exploit the trappings of his office for personal gain, let him use his official power for evil ends. Because if he knew that he may one day face liability for breaking the law, he might not be as bold and fearless as we would like him to be. That is the majority’s message today. Even if these nightmare scenarios never play out, and I pray they never do, the damage has been done. The relationship between the President and the people he serves has shifted irrevocably. In every use of official power, the President is now a king above the law.”

This was just 233 days ago:

19.02.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 5211 πŸ” 1843 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 65

Kash Patel is on Trump's Dick so hard that we should call him Kash Lewinsky

20.02.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Senate narrowly confirms Trump nominee Kash Patel for FBI director Kash Patel is a staunch ally of President Donald Trump who has called for profound changes at the FBI.

I hoped Republicans in the Senate were confirming the Tulsi's and the McMahon's and the Kennedy's so they could pass on Patel without fear of retribution.

By, you know... having a spine.

I was wrong. AND foolish for thinking it might go differently.

20.02.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the kind of guy who butters both sides of the bread

17.02.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live briefing: Hamas delays hostage release, Israel orders military to β€˜highest level of readiness’ Hamas and Israel on Monday traded accusations of ceasefire violations in Gaza.

I'm sure I'm nowhere near the 1st, or even the 10,000th, but ..

OH, HAI DEARBORN, MI!!!

Too bad looking at Trump's history of deceit was too hard for you.

We tried to warn you

"Trump Says Palestinians Will Not Be Allowed to Return to Gaza Under His Proposal"

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/w...

10.02.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't open a bag of Trader Joe's dried apple rings without eating the entire bag in 1 sitting.

Are the apple rings the problem?

Or...am I the problem?

29.01.2025 07:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Health Department offers details about Lafayette Coney's rodent 'infestation' closure The iconic downtown Detroit diner closed after a visit from the Detroit Health Department. Now it is taking steps to prevent future rodent problems.

Dude, whatever...

What do you think is IN the chilli???!!!???

It wouldn't stop me.

Shit..it HASN'T stopped me.

www.freep.com/story/news/l...

27.01.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Update from Shawn Paik

WOW

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...

10.01.2025 06:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0