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Tabletop gamer. Aro. Pro-BLM. Pro-LGBTQ+ Lover of bad movies and worse puns. Infrequent game writer guy. he/him. says fuck a lot. May be a couple goblins in a mansuit.

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The severity of the executive dysfunction is directly proportional to the size of the model to be painted.

12.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think enjoying some comics and a cup of tea is peak woke and I endorse it utterly.

12.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Generally, if i ask myself "is this stupid a idea?" it means yes, and I should do it. But that's just me, and admittedly i'm not trying to make a living off my creative endeavors.

12.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11519 πŸ” 4724 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Never try this at a waffle house. You'll wake up in an alley missing a kidney.

10.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It absolutely was, by design. They said they wanted it to be feel familiar to people coming to D&D from World of Warcraft.

4e wasn't perfect, but I think it had some good ideas. It would go over a lot better now than it did then because everything about it works nicely into a VTT.

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't a martial thing. 4e was really insistent on grouping all classes into roles and really doubling down on it. So you wound up having multiple say, controllers, but from each of the power sources (primal, martial, psionic, etc) and that's where most of the sameness crept in.

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say its some leopards eating face kind of thing, but I doubt any of these goons even clock it as a leopard.

05.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the Westside Market in Cleveland. :)

27.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The METHOD MANual.

*Tap tap*

This thing on?

26.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RZA
GZA
Ol' Dirty Bastard
U-God

Further classes are all in the Method Manual.

25.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Rock is a living and evolving music which has touched upon and been influenced by artists outside of itself. Which more people would realize if they weren't so damn boring. And you know..usually kinda racist.

25.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that depending on how old you are some of those words may be in your lexicon from days past, but you still don't have to use them. If my stubborn ass can do better, so can anybody else.

25.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ken does his take on Logan's Run.

24.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
24.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like a CRT left on for too long, and the half burned clove in an ashtray.

24.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be nice being wealthy enough to be so pants shittingly stupid.

24.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says "music for the working class" like soulless slop that passes its cost of use off to the same working class.

16.02.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday night: I'm not too old for this shit. I can still hang.
Monday morning: Please, kill me.

16.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It warms my crusty old heart to see baby metalheads taking group selfies and throwing horns and middle fingers all the way

14.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may be "Neil Diamond at karaoke" white, but at least i'm not "likes Kid Rock" white.

05.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The other super bowl halftime show has a great lineup if you're interested in getting your catalytic converter stolen in the parking lot.

05.02.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, technically, management is giving you a pizza party? :D

05.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If she had any of those strawberry candies with the strawberry wrappers, she's hit the trifecta!

04.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also a great track for getting motherfuckers to listen.

04.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Undead investigators and interpersonal drama? Sign me up.

04.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And at least one of those S things.

03.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit, Mike.

02.02.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're the type of American who walks around talking about your Irish pride, and you support ice, I want you to know your ancestors probably would have put you against a wall.

30.01.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0