Craig

I did find the secret story. And fuck. I don’t know if I’d prefer they kept it or thinking that it’s floating around by itself.

Exactly! For the record, I’m enjoying the book. But I’ll be damned if that wouldn’t do something strange to my psyche. I hope they get a donut.

I just can’t imagine the feeling of being in a position of stealing a bunch of packages. You open one up and the book is titled “How to Die” — it would have to feel weirdly prophetic.

That + 6 accounts on polymarket made around $1 million in profit by betting on the US to strike Iran by Feb. 28. Accounts were all freshly created in Feb and had only ever placed bets on this

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Just thinking about how lots of people in the White House are making money off of this

CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.

Hell yeah, you always were cool like that.

Not that it would matter if you had a 3d printer before all of this. But it would rule if you bought this just for whistles.

A pile of packages

Every day this week my office becomes a mail room. Big thank you to @courtneymilan.com and her followers for getting us more supplies to make even more whistles.

The problem isn’t a lack of training, it’s a lack of humanity.

calling is real. calls work. they don’t always get what you want — nothing in life does. that’s not a reason to not try, if you can.