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paint sketch of Leon from resident evil 9 checking out the new marks on his arm :’)

paint sketch of Leon from resident evil 9 checking out the new marks on his arm :’)

it’s probably fine #RE9

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Enjoy some sporgs this Tuesday. 🐸🍄

10.03.2026 20:51 👍 4 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

"live action of [insert animation] in the works--" please just fund animation instead of treating live action as the final pokemon evolution of a story

10.03.2026 20:09 👍 383 🔁 140 💬 2 📌 2
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Found a site where I could theoretically order obscure gachapon sets and it might be over for me, gang

10.03.2026 22:40 👍 87 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
Erika Moen draws in a cartoony, bouncy style with simple lines and no backgrounds. She uses a color palette of dusty yellows, pale oranges, red-pink, teal, yellow, black, and white. 

Two women in their late 20s-mid 30s are talking excitedly with each other. 

"Alright, so Saturday at 6?" Janet asks Bea, looking excited. She has short, scruffy red-pink hair with longer bangs that are swept to the side and held in place with a small barrette. She has a dusty peach-orange skin tone, a trim build, and wears a black t-shirt with an unbuttoned plaid long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows. Her muted orange pants cuffs are rolled up just above her black sneakers. A wallet chain hangs from her right pocket. 

"Yup, it's a date!" Bea replies coyly, giving Janet a flirty eye. "I can't wait!" Her hair is braided into tight cornrows, her skin tone is also the same dusty peach-orange as Janet's, and she has a huskier, strong build. She wears a dark red-pink T-shirt over a second white T-shirt, along with her muted orange jeans. 

In a euphoric daze, Janet walks away. Her eyes are swirls and her mouth is curled into a big, goofy grin while little hearts emanate around her head. 

"Ohmigod, was that your crush?" Asks Erika as she rushes to meet up with Janet. Erika is a curvy 40-something white woman with a muffin top and tattoos on her arms. She has a poof of bangs while the rest of her head is shorn. She wears a black tank top, red-pink cuffed jean shorts, and her red-pink socks rise up higher than her black boots. 

Still in a daze with her eyes swirling, Janet replies, "She... she asked me out."

"Yeah, man!" Erika cheers, giving the thumbs up. "Congrats! Haha, about time one of you actually made a move."

Full transcript on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/sti-disclosure-erika-moen

Erika Moen draws in a cartoony, bouncy style with simple lines and no backgrounds. She uses a color palette of dusty yellows, pale oranges, red-pink, teal, yellow, black, and white. Two women in their late 20s-mid 30s are talking excitedly with each other. "Alright, so Saturday at 6?" Janet asks Bea, looking excited. She has short, scruffy red-pink hair with longer bangs that are swept to the side and held in place with a small barrette. She has a dusty peach-orange skin tone, a trim build, and wears a black t-shirt with an unbuttoned plaid long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows. Her muted orange pants cuffs are rolled up just above her black sneakers. A wallet chain hangs from her right pocket. "Yup, it's a date!" Bea replies coyly, giving Janet a flirty eye. "I can't wait!" Her hair is braided into tight cornrows, her skin tone is also the same dusty peach-orange as Janet's, and she has a huskier, strong build. She wears a dark red-pink T-shirt over a second white T-shirt, along with her muted orange jeans. In a euphoric daze, Janet walks away. Her eyes are swirls and her mouth is curled into a big, goofy grin while little hearts emanate around her head. "Ohmigod, was that your crush?" Asks Erika as she rushes to meet up with Janet. Erika is a curvy 40-something white woman with a muffin top and tattoos on her arms. She has a poof of bangs while the rest of her head is shorn. She wears a black tank top, red-pink cuffed jean shorts, and her red-pink socks rise up higher than her black boots. Still in a daze with her eyes swirling, Janet replies, "She... she asked me out." "Yeah, man!" Erika cheers, giving the thumbs up. "Congrats! Haha, about time one of you actually made a move." Full transcript on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/sti-disclosure-erika-moen

Full-on panicking, Janet asks, "What if she wants to kiss? What if she wants to do more? I CAN'T. I need to cancel now before she finds out and runs screaming for the hills."

"Finds out what?" Asks Erika. 

"...Finds out I have a-" Janet begins to say, before she is interrupted by an enormous teal blob that lands on her back, forcing her to double over. Yellow and teal germ-like scribbles float around and in it, along with the words, "Sexually Transmitted Infection", which are written to look like they're infected and melting.

Back in reality without the STI blob, Erika casually asks, "Oh, an STI? Is that all?"

"Uh, yes?" Asks Janet, confused and a little offended. "That's a HUGE deal!" Now melodramatically holding the back of her hand to her forehead, she uses her other hand to wipe away her tears as she confesses, "I'm afraid nobody will every want to be with me when they find out. I should just stop dating now!"

"Hey, I know it can feel isolating to have an STI," Erika says reassuringly. "but you definitely don't have to become a hermit because of it. You're hardly alone!"

Full-on panicking, Janet asks, "What if she wants to kiss? What if she wants to do more? I CAN'T. I need to cancel now before she finds out and runs screaming for the hills." "Finds out what?" Asks Erika. "...Finds out I have a-" Janet begins to say, before she is interrupted by an enormous teal blob that lands on her back, forcing her to double over. Yellow and teal germ-like scribbles float around and in it, along with the words, "Sexually Transmitted Infection", which are written to look like they're infected and melting. Back in reality without the STI blob, Erika casually asks, "Oh, an STI? Is that all?" "Uh, yes?" Asks Janet, confused and a little offended. "That's a HUGE deal!" Now melodramatically holding the back of her hand to her forehead, she uses her other hand to wipe away her tears as she confesses, "I'm afraid nobody will every want to be with me when they find out. I should just stop dating now!" "Hey, I know it can feel isolating to have an STI," Erika says reassuringly. "but you definitely don't have to become a hermit because of it. You're hardly alone!"

Narration: Did you know that roughly 1 out of 5 people in the USA have an STI?*
*As of 2018. CDC, "Sexually Transmitted Infections Prevalence, Incidence, and Cost Estimates in the United States"

Five generic people silhouettes are lined up. The center one is colored teal, while the remaining four are orange. 

"That's about 68 million people! And not all of them even know it." Erika chirps. 

In her angst, Janet is transported to a dark room where she is illuminated by a teal spotlight. Her posture is full of shame as she retorts, "Augh, Erika, you don't get it! You've never had to tell someone that you have... you have..." 

Back in in the well-lit present, Erika interrupts, "...Dude, I've told potential partners that I have herpes."

"You have herpes?!" Janet exclaims, aghast. 

"Have we seriously never talked about this?" Asks Erika, with an expression of disbelief. 

"You TOLD people you have herpes..." Asks Janet, looking completely unnerved and shocked. "...and they STILL wanted to do stuff with you?"

"Yeah!" Erika replies cheerfully. "Well, I mean, one person did turn me down when I disclosed. But in general, you just take extra precautions together, is all!"

Spinning out, Janet asks, "How do you even tell somebody? What do you say??? When do you tell?"

A banner unfurls stating, "Read the rest on Oh Joy Sex Toy .com"

Narration: Did you know that roughly 1 out of 5 people in the USA have an STI?* *As of 2018. CDC, "Sexually Transmitted Infections Prevalence, Incidence, and Cost Estimates in the United States" Five generic people silhouettes are lined up. The center one is colored teal, while the remaining four are orange. "That's about 68 million people! And not all of them even know it." Erika chirps. In her angst, Janet is transported to a dark room where she is illuminated by a teal spotlight. Her posture is full of shame as she retorts, "Augh, Erika, you don't get it! You've never had to tell someone that you have... you have..." Back in in the well-lit present, Erika interrupts, "...Dude, I've told potential partners that I have herpes." "You have herpes?!" Janet exclaims, aghast. "Have we seriously never talked about this?" Asks Erika, with an expression of disbelief. "You TOLD people you have herpes..." Asks Janet, looking completely unnerved and shocked. "...and they STILL wanted to do stuff with you?" "Yeah!" Erika replies cheerfully. "Well, I mean, one person did turn me down when I disclosed. But in general, you just take extra precautions together, is all!" Spinning out, Janet asks, "How do you even tell somebody? What do you say??? When do you tell?" A banner unfurls stating, "Read the rest on Oh Joy Sex Toy .com"

Do you need to disclose your STI and you just don't even know where to start? @erikamoen.bsky.social shares her own approach to this stigmatized subject!
www.ohjoysextoy.com/sti-disclosu...

10.03.2026 17:56 👍 97 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 2
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09.03.2026 21:55 👍 261 🔁 58 💬 5 📌 2
bunsen the #cockatiel #parrot pressing his face against mine to ask for pets

#birds #birbs

bunsen the #cockatiel #parrot pressing his face against mine to ask for pets #birds #birbs

mom. mooooooom. mommy. mom
mama. mom. mom moooom.

pet me 🥺

10.03.2026 15:58 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Within the Wires mola mas que mi putísima madre. No os imagináis lo guay que es. Es una pasada, en serio

10.03.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Within The Wires logo: A stick drawing of a damselfly with blue wings and a green body on a mustard yellow background. At the top in white letters: Within The Wires

The Within The Wires logo: A stick drawing of a damselfly with blue wings and a green body on a mustard yellow background. At the top in white letters: Within The Wires

Ten seasons of independent but interwoven stories of life in an alternate universe. Co-created by Jeffrey Cranor of Welcome to Night Vale and Janina Matthewson. Rated 4.8 stars on Spotify.

Listen here: buff.ly/R7tzc2F

10.03.2026 16:03 👍 53 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 2
A cartoon illustration of a man down on the floor vacuuming and being surprised to see a bearded scared man hiding under the credenza. Caption reads "And then one day, quite unexpectedly, Peter found Jesus."

A cartoon illustration of a man down on the floor vacuuming and being surprised to see a bearded scared man hiding under the credenza. Caption reads "And then one day, quite unexpectedly, Peter found Jesus."

Life changing. #grickledoodle #horror #religion #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

10.03.2026 16:03 👍 297 🔁 60 💬 6 📌 1

– ¡Hoy me he enterado de que el domingo fue un día importante!

– ¿Ah, sí? ¿Qué pasó?

– ¡Fue el día de la mujer!

– ¡Oh! ¿Y qué se celebraba?

– ¡Las mujeres tenemos derecho a todo!

– Bueno, a casi todo. A pegar no.

Se pone supertriste de repente, muy mohína:

– No, y a quemar coches tampoco.

10.03.2026 16:09 👍 175 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 0
Acuarela al modo español de crisantemos blancos y capullos rosas mezclados por el viento, todo muy suelto y libre.
Ultima de la serie "Vuelve la Luz", de Trazo

Acuarela al modo español de crisantemos blancos y capullos rosas mezclados por el viento, todo muy suelto y libre. Ultima de la serie "Vuelve la Luz", de Trazo

Vuelve la luz, y los colores también.
Quinta y última acuarela de la serie "Vuelve la luz" dedicada a la llegada de la primavera.

10.03.2026 11:43 👍 160 🔁 32 💬 5 📌 2
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Being menaces with one shared braincell

#ocs

09.03.2026 18:53 👍 175 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 0
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they are both 💞

09.03.2026 19:58 👍 82 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
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#umineko

21.10.2025 16:09 👍 980 🔁 380 💬 2 📌 3
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My Dad is Dracula (and a Guillotine) 🔪 #webcomics #art

10.03.2026 16:55 👍 168 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 2
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BBC: Irán hace una ofensiva diplomática, y anuncia que cualquier país árabe o europeo que expulse de su territorio a los embajadores de Estados Unidos e Israel, tendrá, a partir de este martes 10 de marzo, plena autoridad y libertad para pasar por el estrecho de Ormuz:

10.03.2026 03:02 👍 229 🔁 112 💬 14 📌 37
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Martes de furia microbial.

No se metan con Microbio, es terrible brígido 😾

10.03.2026 13:23 👍 122 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 0
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Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

TOP 10% DE VELOCIDAD OLEEE

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Mar 10th 2026 (Easy), in 02:14
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10.03.2026 13:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Montserrat Caballé en el anuncio de la Lotería de Navidad de 2013.

Montserrat Caballé en el anuncio de la Lotería de Navidad de 2013.

Años preguntándome a qué me recordaba la terrorífica cara/mirada de Ayuso y acabo de desbloquear el recuerdo traumático que activa:

10.03.2026 13:08 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

404 thought not found in the system

09.03.2026 23:41 👍 750 🔁 74 💬 25 📌 1

Madrid es imparodiable.

10.03.2026 09:59 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 👍 15547 🔁 3805 💬 276 📌 225

Y encima estoy en el dentista. Yo solo quiero llorar

10.03.2026 08:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ojalá ver OPLA. Pero es que me da tanto cringe. No puedo evitarlo. Seguro que mola mil. Pero me da muchísimo cringe. Lo siento

10.03.2026 08:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's  gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

10.03.2026 02:28 👍 3654 🔁 309 💬 68 📌 2

Por favor, entended que esto es, repito, una metáfora con algo de scifi:

Un pavo que tiene mucha pasta quiere cubificar a su novia. Unos tipos, con la excusa de se dedica a cubificar mujeres, entran en su casa para robarle y pegar a su familia. Los tipos no logran que durante el ataque el pavo >

10.03.2026 08:18 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

* Es importante señalar que Irán es un régimen teocrático porque la religión es una forma de organización social inherentemente patriarcal, por lo que ya sabemos que las mujeres saldremos tarifando.

10.03.2026 08:08 👍 48 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0
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Realmente significativo del estado de la prensa occidental. El periódico del Vaticano es el único que se hace eco en su portada de la masacre de las niñas iraníes a manos de la aviación de EEUU. Imagino que para el resto no es tan relevante.

10.03.2026 06:29 👍 380 🔁 245 💬 9 📌 7
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HIJO NEOLIBERAL
Sketch de Vaya Semanita (ETB)

09.03.2026 19:04 👍 335 🔁 181 💬 8 📌 4