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I write software and comedy, sometimes at the same time. Knicks | Yankees | Bluebirds (iykyk)

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Kolinsantiy πŸŽ„
#Knicks

25.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A gummy, and Dunk the The Halls, on ESPN2, with Monica McNutt and Daisy Duck, might be the best Christmas ever! πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ„ #Knicks

25.12.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to add Yabusele to my fantasy roster, but I only had one open slot.

07.12.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix is buying Warner Brothers. Now all my favorite HBO shows will in one place where I can’t find them.

05.12.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sexagenarian sounds so much better than it is.

07.11.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We went from overly simplistic offense under Thibs to no offensive plays whatsoever under Brown.

01.11.2025 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The first rule of turning 60 is you don’t talk about turning 60.

25.10.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did someone tell Hukporti that he’s not allowed to take a mid range jumper no matter how wide open he is?

18.10.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Knicks PTSD is Mike Brown’s shaved head and glasses giving David Fizdale flashbacks.

13.10.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have to drop your knee to the ground to reach it, don’t swing at it! πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
#repbx

05.10.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we giving up already? Get Gil off of the mound! #RepBX

04.10.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

02.10.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you had a great off-season!

02.10.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, they’d be playing some D with Thibs.

02.10.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We missing Thibs yet?
#knicks

02.10.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.09.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 40101 πŸ” 8390 πŸ’¬ 509 πŸ“Œ 242

How to choose a Honeydew melon:

Buy one Honeydew, each week, from May 15 to Aug 31.
Enjoy the one that tastes good.

11.08.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard someone from
PA pronounce Wilkes-Barre β€œwoolks bear”, and now understand why the Yankees farm system under-delivers.

30.07.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

05.06.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 46847 πŸ” 11366 πŸ’¬ 2942 πŸ“Œ 2519

Mikal is so much worse than his stats. He has sporadic hot streaks, and hits some clutch 4th quarter shots. But it takes him 3 quarters of high volume misses of routine 2 pt jumpers to find his range

28.05.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie. I gave up. I thought we were getting swept.🧹

26.05.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This must be how Boston felt

22.05.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who would win in a free throw contest, Mitch Robinson or Aaron Judge?

10.05.2025 21:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh My God!
LFGNYK!!!!!!!!!

08.05.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to stay positive on my birthday. But I’m starting to suspect that the Wonder Twin Powers might never actually Activate.

06.05.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was about to be livid with KAT, then realized it was a genius play. Guess his bball iq is higher than mine. πŸ˜‚
LFGNYK
#knicks

06.05.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk laughing at the federal workers he fired. You can’t make this up.

27.03.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta post to #MassageSky πŸ˜‚

12.03.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A β€œrubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

01.03.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 67650 πŸ” 14430 πŸ’¬ 3077 πŸ“Œ 1208

What a win!!!! #knicks #lfgnyk

01.03.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0