Cizzy

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

all types of competitive multiplayer games are spiritually damaging

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

microdosing the horrors by being awake

twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you

So old

the big hay goat from sweden or something looking very unburned and majestic with text from the old "you wouldn't download a car" but it reads "you wouldn't burn a goat"

it's advent you know what that means

Hi 👋

chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends

your unemployed friend: bro this chicken nugget looks like charlie smiling friends

(i'm your unemployed friend)

I didn’t know bsky was moderated by the ca*tvi kinktober mods

the internet has to be scrubbed clean of all deviant content so we can manufacture the most annoying 20 year old puritans ever

That always felt really odd to me, but I guess it partly explains the aversion to any s2 criticism. Both when the renewal campaign was ongoing and after cancellation. Can't say anything bad about the show or there might not be another season 🙃

To me, "media literacy" is not just about having an educated understanding of how narratives work, but also the self awareness to recognize the parts of You that are influencing your interpretation

shoving 3 fingers deep in the bong hole to make sure it's prepped before i hit it

Sorry to just jump in here, but as an accent enjoyer™ I'm pretty sure several of the cast members are putting on or intensifying their accents for the characters, Con included. ofmd isn't really consistent in their "period accuracy" so why would some deliberate accent choices be such a stretch?

Ringa and con's tits

I have the best one 😌👇

Unc

I hate linguistic drift. A group will come up with a useful term, it gets co-opted by another group who then complains that the term doesn't fit them right, they stretch the term so far beyond its original meaning that the original group now struggles to communicate what the term used to provide.

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

snow white is a cautionary tale about eating a red delicious

SSRIs.

Makes me think of dragon age blood magic 🙏

it's Mario Kart, Michael. what could it cost? eighty dollars?

google search "jobs that survived the great depression"
google search "how much experience to become a mob goon"
google search "goon jobs near me"
google search "goon jobs near me entry level"
google search "goon internship near me"
google search "how to get experience being a goon not horny kind"