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David Mongan

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Context, perspective, informed opinion. Dad always; lawyer often; teacher when I can. Life is complicated; simple is for when you don't know and don't care. "He was a man take him for all in all."

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But Bubba from Meal Team Six cosplaying open carry intimidation in the line at Burger King does not.

12.09.2025 05:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Most transparent administration in history."

- Press Secretary Barbi

30.08.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"posed"

How do you know it wasn't a real ICE officer stopping off on his way home?

10.06.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What are the funniest two words in film? The answer, of course, if "Cleaning Woman!"

17.05.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to take this opportunity to say that 'SHUSH' is a really mean Wordle.

06.05.2025 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in twitter jail for alluding to a cult member's desire to fellate Herr Trumpenfuehrer (after she called me a fucking old retard).

Thanks Elon!

18.04.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"then the impeachment and conviction might come quicker"

Overruling a veto and removal via impeachment require exactly the same number of senators.

07.04.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump was in The Princess Bride?

12.03.2025 05:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump wasn't asking much.

11.03.2025 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Does Trump even have a driver's license?

11.03.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are now at the 27th day of President Trump not doing a damn thing about the price of eggs, which have now hit an all time high.

15.02.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congress: TikTok is Chinese propaganda!

TikTok: we would never!

Also TikTok: [*engages in Chinese propaganda*]

19.01.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What did you say?

05.01.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was 16 I spilled hot fryer oil on the back of my leg and got a second degree burn. It hurt. A lot.

I'm telling you this because social media didn't exist then.

31.12.2024 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Consistently citing half-truths that support your lying narratives just gets you blocked by smart people.

Watch and learn; you clearly haven't learned to research and opine.

25.12.2024 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Sinclair Broadcast Group Faces Backlash Over Scripted Promos: β€˜This Is Extremely Dangerous to Our Democracy’ Sinclair Broadcast Group is facing backlash on social media after a video showing local anchors reading the same script went viral.

LOL; those are the Sinclair-owned stations, Skippy. You should probably look that up before you seem even more gullible!!

(Just FYI, reliability is not measured by variety. Just because you listened to liars doesn't mean they're accurate. It just means you're gullible.)
variety.com/2018/tv/news...

25.12.2024 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the words were accurately transcribed. Putting them on video doesn't make it any more credible. The claims were investigated and found to be baseless lies repeated by mindless morons who wanted to believe.

25.12.2024 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're talking about repeating information without credible sourcing and calling that "intelligence," then we need to work on your vocabulary.

And by "we" I mean anyone but me, because I don't have the patience for the confidently stupid and gullible.

25.12.2024 22:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling yourself a critical thinker doesn't make you one; in your case it makes you proud without cause.

25.12.2024 22:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's a good conspiracy theory if you don't repeat it over and over and over again, right?

25.12.2024 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My, my; don't you look like a gullible fool!! Even X's own AI says you're repeating a lie with full-chested confidence!

25.12.2024 22:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see the anonymous Covidiots have worked their way over to Blue.

25.12.2024 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Soros?"

Drink!!

20.12.2024 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The trunk seats more than the cabin!

20.12.2024 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone already picked out all the raspberry candy. It's been that kind of year for me.

20.12.2024 02:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You think California funds the Senator from South Carolina??

Or you just didn't think?

19.12.2024 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp; at the old place the MAGAs and the Republicans are beginning to cannibalize each other, and Elon's anonymous blue check army is coming out of the woodwork.

It's hilarious!

19.12.2024 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Troll got treated like a troll.

Is pretend shocked.

19.12.2024 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't think that's fair. The movie's been out for a long time now, and some of us non-feds googled it in the middle of the night when we were bored.

15.12.2024 05:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Context: more people have died in Tesla self-driving mode crashes and battery fires than in Ford Pinto rear-end accident explosions.

A lot more.

14.12.2024 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0